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[ZombiePlatypus]

Rather than individual operations. Please follow the herd I it's going to be heard instead. In general, fuck your man. I hate them.

[djnealb]

Fuck your man, indeed.

[Dexter345]

1. Artful-dodgeR
2. Byronic Man - lynch ZombiePlatypus
3. Mighty Hatman -
4. Flamoctapus - lynch ZombiePlatypus
5. lizzardKing
6. djnealb - lynch ZombiePlatypus (I think)
7. Nihil - abstain
8. Muckfoot - abstain
9. ZombiePlatypus - lynch Byronic Man
10. noobspoon - abstain
11. Bizarro - lynch ZombiePlatypus

Totals
ZombiePlatypus - 4
Abstain - 3
Byronic Man - 1

Mighty Hatman holds the hammer. Does ZombiePlatypus live or die today?

[ZombiePlatypus]

Was twelve years old, I love you always. Hatman.

[Mighty Hatman]

I don't think anything anyone has said so far warrants a hanging. If ZP turns out to be a bad guy this day then I guess I suck.

Abstain.

[noobspoon]

Are we even playing with sheriff this game? If you don't abstain ZP dies Hatman...

[Mighty Hatman]

You can't prove I did anything stupid.

[Flamoctapus]

I'll abstain as well actually.

There's a good point in his insane rambling not being very wolflike.

[djnealb]

Are we even playing with sheriff this game? If you don't abstain ZP dies Hatman...

Dex already said that there are no other roles than what has already been said. There are only the 2 wolves (1 now plus whoever they change) and the Seer. So no Sherriff, no Bodyguard, no Vigilante, no nothing.

[Dexter345]

1. Artful-dodgeR
2. Byronic Man - lynch ZombiePlatypus
3. Mighty Hatman - lynch himself (omglolz)
4. Flamoctapus - lynch ZombiePlatypus
5. lizzardKing
6. djnealb - lynch ZombiePlatypus (I think)
7. Nihil - abstain
8. Muckfoot - abstain
9. ZombiePlatypus - lynch Byronic Man
10. noobspoon - abstain
11. Bizarro - lynch ZombiePlatypus

Totals
ZombiePlatypus - 4
Abstain - 3
Byronic Man - 1
Mighty Hatman - 1

The crowd gathered around, deciding that the funny-talking person must have been the one to catch something from the traveler who passed through earlier. They decided that the best way to eradicate any sickness in him while minimizing contact with his blood would be to burn him alive. So they dug a big pit in the earth, threw some brush and twigs in, doused it in lighter fluid, and dropped a fireball into it. Then with a quick nudge, he plunged in to be barbecued. The rats emerged from the sewer to watch, then when the flames died down, they had a little snack for themselves. Clearly, ZombiePlatypus wasn't the one controlling them.

ZombiePlatypus was hanged. He was not a bad dude. Totally.

Night Phase begin!
Seer see
Bad dude do bad dude things

- - - Updated - - -

While I was writing this up, Flamoctapus changed his vote, but since Mighty Hatman was the last vote, once his vote was put in, all other votes became locked into place. The barbecue stands.

[Mighty Hatman]

DAMMIT DEX.

[ZombiePlatypus]

I regret nothing.

[Muckfoot]

I lack understanding of what just happened.

[Bizarro]

I lack understanding of what just happened.

Ya, this needs explaining.

I'm assuming from Noobspoons post and Dex's list that Hatman originally voted to hang himself, maybe thinking that a majority of the town had to vote hang in order to kill ZP? He probably edited his post to abstain after realizing his mistake but it was too late, since he was the last to vote Dex stuck with his original hang self vote. Is this correct?

[Byronic Man]

Yeah Hatman voted to hang himself, which meant that the number of votes to hang ZP outnumbered the total abstains. Hatman really should not have edited his post to cover it up, at any rate.

[Muckfoot]

You can't prove I did anything stupid.

Best quote ever made, ever.

[Dexter345]

The rats feasted that night. The villagers hoped that ZombiePlatypus's charred remains would be enough to sate the plague, but each knew in his heart that he was only lying to himself. After the delicious smelling platypus had been picked clean, the hoard of rats swarmed toward the cottages, directed by some unseen malevolent force. Though he had double-paned soundproof windows with Energy Star compliant weather stripping, it was not enough to keep the gale force of a wall of rats from crashing through. Shards of glass flew inward, and the occupant only wished that one had struck an artery. Instead, Nihil watched in terror as the rats ate his arms and legs before he finally bled out.

Nihil has been swarmed by a plague of rats and eaten alive.

Day phase begin!

1. Artful-dodgeR
2. Byronic Man
3. Mighty Hatman
4. Flamoctapus
5. lizzardKing
6. djnealb
7. Nihil
8. Muckfoot
9. ZombiePlatypus
10. noobspoon
11. Bizarro

[Mighty Hatman]

That was quick so I think there's still only 1 baddie. That doesn't help us in the slightest though except from us knowing that we have even less of a chance of lynching the right dude currently.

[noobspoon]

9. ZombiePlatypus

So is he dead or did you just make a mistake?

[Flamoctapus]

Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.

There is only going to be a singular wolf until we kill it. In the rules post, it states that the wolf can choose its partner upon death. If the wolf has even a speck of intelligence, then it will wait until this point to make its decision.

Until this occurs, we have to go by our instincts. I feel like an idiot for killing ZP, because his behavior was far too erratic to be a wolf. That said, I believe that we should continue to kill people who are more vocal, rather than take out the quiet ones.

As such, the time for our random lynchings has begun. I won't single in on anyone yet, as I'd like to hear what the rest of you have to say.