All Hallow's Eve is nearly upon us, the only time of year when prostitutes, zombies, and frat boys in Mario costumes join together for a weekend of debauchery. Some people like the candy, others prefer the cleavage; I enjoy that I can go to the bar and watch a slasher flick instead of some shit sporting event. I also love trying to guess if the juggalos are being ironic or not.
Back to the topic: feel free to share your costume ideas here, help other Dtoiders with their costume choice, or just bullshit about Halloween activities in general. I think I'm going to dress as this fellow right here:
Call me York. Everyone does.
I hope for it every year, but I never see anyone dressed like this: