Jim Sterling

**Gobun** · 10-09-2011, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by dazza515

Look dude. I posted it where I did, I'm drunk and your protocols mean nothing to me at the moment at least what I wanted to say was said.

Plus I love irritating people in general so if this annoyed you then score one for me ;D hehe

Thanks anyway.

Daz

Thats a good way of making yourself look like a giant wiener.

**Zodiac Eclipse** · 10-09-2011, 09:49 PM

I heard Jim Sterling flies through the sky at night and steals babies, but only if they belong to forum users. Then he pedophiles them to death.

**Gobun** · 10-09-2011, 10:13 PM

I heard Jim doesn't eat food, he just stores it in himself so hungry people can't get it.

**MATRiX** · 10-09-2011, 10:23 PM

I heard Jim gives a list of forum users to classy restaurants and tells them that we're not allowed to eat there.

**TurboKill** · 10-09-2011, 10:26 PM

I heard he once met a forumer and invited him over to play games. The only games he let him play were Virtual Boy games.

**MATRiX** · 10-09-2011, 10:29 PM

I heard that Jim installs a copy of Big Rigs on every computer he can and renames it to FireFox.

**VoltySquirrel** · 10-09-2011, 10:30 PM

I heard that Jim blamed the holocaust on forum goers.

**MATRiX** · 10-09-2011, 10:33 PM

I heard that Jim gave Kanye West an undeserved sense of accomplishment and self-righteousness.

**Gobun** · 10-09-2011, 10:57 PM

I heard Jim ONLY cares about black people.

**TurboKill** · 10-09-2011, 10:58 PM

I heard Jim denied black people ever happened.

**MATRiX** · 10-09-2011, 10:58 PM

I heard that Jim uploads the addresses of forumers to Skynet so we get blown up first.

**Street Flighter** · 10-09-2011, 11:47 PM

I heard Jim is actually a starship piloted by a microscopic race of mind-controlling bacterium seeking to infect the most sickly stratum of western society; videogame nerds.

**MATRiX** · 10-09-2011, 11:54 PM

I heard Jim feeds off of aborted fetuses--ones that he aborted by punching pregnant women in the stomach.

**Street Flighter** · 10-10-2011, 12:37 AM

I heard Jim WAS an aborted fetus, that came back to seek vengeance on those who punched his mother in the stomach... Destructoid forumers.

**MATRiX** · 10-10-2011, 12:43 AM

I heard Jim used to go by Pontius Pilate and killed Jesus.

**Street Flighter** · 10-10-2011, 12:47 AM

I heard Jim Sterling invented the anus. The system we had before was much better.

**Manorly** · 10-10-2011, 01:09 AM

I sent Jim an e-mail talking about how I'd joined the forums and hoped he knew that I loved him. In return he sent me snail-mail: an envelope of anthrax.

**MATRiX** · 10-10-2011, 01:36 AM

Jim told me he'd take me to a movie at a big cinema. Instead, he burned a copy of The Notebook with clips of The Human Centipede embedded throughout, along with pictures of Justin Beiber.