B: Doctor flicked my ankle after "spraining" it and said I would have not been able to stay sitting if it was fractured or broken. X-rays one week later show that it was indeed fractured, I wanted to punch doc in the face. W: I am afraid of heights
B: After waking up in the hospital after being hit/drug by a car, I immediately started hitting on the cute nurse. W: I'm more afraid of bees, wasps, hornets and spiders than any grown man has the right to be. 10 feet away? Yeah FUCK YOU. 5 feet away? GET THE FUCK AWAAAYYYYY
B: I once watched a video of a man, ahem, sit down (and envelop) a jar (you've probably seen the video. If not, don't attempt to find it), and baked cookies less than half an hour later. W: I couldn't eat the cookies afterwards.
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B: I slit the back of my head skiing (1-2" gash), didn't stop until I was tired and just let it scab and cake. W: I stopped skateboarding after one fall that only resulted in a few large scrapes, very little blood.
B: Instead of getting a cyst drained with an incision and anesthesia and leaving a scar, I oped out for a needle poke and painfully squeezing it out. Took it like a boss.
W: I freak out if It feels like I walked into a spiderweb.
Originally Posted by The Bear King
B: Because I look out for my friends, and consider them like family.
B: I do science and will one day save the world or start the zombie apocalypse. either way it will be awesome
W: I have asthma and get scared of talking to people sometimes and get lost in my own town that ive lived in all my life
B: I killed me a bear when I was only three. (SORRY BK)
W: It was a care bear.
Okay, real answer time...
B: I saved my brother from being electocuted when we were in elementary school. We had been playing in a sprinkler and were all wet, he came in contact with an electrical source and was frozen in place being zapped. I grabbed him and pulled him off, getting a good jolt myself, and we fell to the ground. I got my name up on the billboard in front of our school and went to a ceremony at the state capitol to receive an award/plaque.
W: I'm so damned shy. I clam up around people, am terrible on the phone, etc. Around people I know and am comfortable around I get crazy silly.
I'm glad that whenever I've met Dtoiders there's enough of a comfort level and familiarity so that I'm automatically at least halfway there. I always have a fear of making a terrible impression when meeting you fucks.
B: I got hit by a car, and Immediately stood up, said I was fine and wanted to go home. (they had to force me to go to the hospital, strapped down. jerks) W: If I see a june bug (even a dead one) I will run like the littlest of little girls. possibly also screaming.