Look, if there was a "All Dark Alley Troll Team" he'd be the starting Power Forward. There is no doubt about that. That's a troll you want on your side when you're in a dark alley and feminazis/whiteknights are waiting to jump you.
But I'm on the "All Pop Da Trunk Troll Team" I ride on fools.
I just noticed that Halo 4 cites VGChartz on the back of its case with a little asterisk at the bottom. Was 343 really that desperate for a quotable? Might as well not even bother quantifying a statement at all if that's your only resort. "Most Anticipated Game of 2012."*