Halo 4

[Hector Garfria]

Here's the number 1 metric when trying to figure out if a character design is retarded.

Shoulder Pads. If they extend outwards from his shoulders more than 5 inches there's a problem.

Look at his big ass pads in 4, they're made of the strongest materials known to man they don't need to be fucking bowling balls strapped to his shoulders.

Stupid design for stupid fans of it.

[SephirothX]

Anyon else tired of this trope where the main character that has proven time and again he's running thangs has to take shit from the commander of whatever ship/town/squad he's saving next?

Spoiler!

The captain who was giving Chief shit in 4 loses his command the moment he gets back to Earth because he didn't listen to the guy who saved the human race three times.

[Hector Garfria]

Spoilers asshole

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Jeez

[SephirothX]

Updated, sorry. I guess I didn't think it was that big of a deal.

[usedtabe]

lol. So softly.

[Tarvu]

Funny they always have him holding the worst gun in the game.

I know right!?

That's because for a short stretch of time there were three teams, Bungie, Ensemble, and 343 making Halo games. Now we're down to 1 Halo team again and there haven't been any signs of any fluff titles coming.

I'm assuming that Microsoft are looking to enthral more studios.

Here's the number 1 metric when trying to figure out if a character design is retarded.

Shoulder Pads. If they extend outwards from his shoulders more than 5 inches there's a problem.

Look at his big ass pads in 4, they're made of the strongest materials known to man they don't need to be fucking bowling balls strapped to his shoulders.

Stupid design for stupid fans of it.

Reach was full of people with terrible looking Spartans. Assholes.

[SephirothX]

Funny they always have him holding the worst gun in the game.

Honestly I don't even know if this counts, but whatevs.

[Hector Garfria]

I'm just protecting the eyes of people who might care.

I'm not particularly interested but that's cool the dude fucking up isn't allowed to manage a giant resource anymore. Also at the end of the 4th mission(That's as far as I am now) the

Spoiler!

Infinity gets back on it's feet, so fucking relieved. I wouldn't stomach some plot of the ship breaking down and having to spend the next 2 games on this fucking rock. But who knows I'm just halfway there.

[Tarvu]

Honestly I don't even know if this counts, but whatevs.

Spoiler!

Good exception, actually. Though it doesn't look as good as the original.

Reach also had Jorge's machine gun, a DMR, pistol and a Sniper rifle. Not bad either.

Halo 2: Dual SMGs
ODST: Silenced SMG
Halo Wars: AR
Halo 3: AR

[Hector Garfria]

I know right!?



I'm assuming that Microsoft are looking to enthral more studios.



Reach was full of people with terrible looking Spartans. Assholes.

Yeah they were terrible as fuck too. Reach's MP is the only thing I find myself liking about it.

[SephirothX]

I didn't mind Reach, but the campaign pissed me off because it fucked with a bunch of continuity from the books and shit.

Good exception, actually. Though it doesn't look as good as the original.

Reach also had Jorge's machine gun, a DMR, pistol and a Sniper rifle. Not bad either.

Halo 2: Dual SMGs
ODST: Silenced SMG
Halo Wars: AR
Halo 3: AR

I guess the AR is just more photogenic?

[Tarvu]

I've never read a Halo book, I think the Reach campaign is pretty damn good.

Yeah they were terrible as fuck too. Reach's MP is the only thing I find myself liking about it.

I meant all the players who unlocked fucking gigantic pads and then wore them. My accounts had either no pads or the smallest ones.

[Hector Garfria]

The campaign was okay and the MP is right up in top 3 Halo Multiplayer balance(For my money it's Reach > H2 > H3, H4 to be determined but it's already better than 3's).

Another thing about H4's story so far that's weird as shit. MC wants to

Spoiler!

Save Cortana so badly, once it was known the Infinity wanted to leave why the fuck was he apprehensive? If you want to sell me this line that MC wants her digital snatch then why conflict his goals like that? This bad guy could be an issue but yo GTFO first save your digital pussy, then come back with the UNSC's full force and take turns on this orange ball of doom. He got scared the instant the infinity got it's big ass Megatron gun online, this dude can't be that dangerous.

[SephirothX]

The campaign was okay and the MP is right up in top 3 Halo Multiplayer balance(For my money it's Reach > H2 > H3, H4 to be determined but it's already better than 3's).

Another thing about H4's story so far that's weird as shit. MC wants to

Spoiler!

Save Cortana so badly, once it was known the Infinity wanted to leave why the fuck was he apprehensive? If you want to sell me this line that MC wants her digital snatch then why conflict his goals like that? This bad guy could be an issue but yo GTFO first save your digital pussy, then come back with the UNSC's full force and take turns on this orange ball of doom. He got scared the instant the infinity got it's big ass Megatron gun online, this dude can't be that dangerous.

I'll reply in spoiler just to be safe.

Spoiler!

My guess is that Chief had one of those "needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" moments where he understood stopping the bad guy was more important than saving Cortana. Plus if he stayed on Infinity he most likely would have had to constantly deal with Captain Buttplug trying to destroy Cortana as well. I wont explain more though since you haven't beaten the game yet

[Hector Garfria]

Nothing is being toted as a threat so far though. Everything is contained in that planet. The flood were planet hopping, the covenant was planet hopping, these dudes can't get out of their rock.

[SephirothX]

It'll get explained shortly

[BadStar]

The campaign was okay and the MP is right up in top 3 Halo Multiplayer balance(For my money it's Reach > H2 > H3, H4 to be determined but it's already better than 3's).

You forgot to put Halo:CE between Reach and H2.

[Tarvu]

EUFNF time!

[SephirothX]

SELL OUT

[Tarvu]

Yeah I know, but I like that sticker.

It's intentional.