DBU - Student Orientation

[Bill Zoeker]

Welcome to Dick Bump University! Dick Bump University is the foremost institution for enriching young minds in the areas of: dick bumps; gina jams; smanganomics; and Chill Bro'ing.

As a student at Dick Bump University, you will have the opportunity to meet and share experiences with your fellow Chill Bros.

Now that you've made it to DBU, why not tell everyone a little bit about yourself.
Maybe you can start by telling us your various names. Include anything you think is relevant. For example:

Facebook: Bill Zoeker
Destructoid: Bill Zoeker
JTV: Zoeker
XBL: Bill Zoeker
Steam: zoekerthenoble

How did you make your way to the Chill Bros? How did you discover Destructoid's channel on Justin TV?

How you like yo eggs: fried or fertilized?

What kinds of things have *you* been working on? Blogs? Music? Art? Making games? Let us know who you really are.


Most importantly, talk with each other. We're all Bros here.

[Sir Legendhead]

Bill Zoeker is the truest Dtoider who ever Dtoided. I support this man one hundred percent.

[QW8K]

Not a "Chillbro" but have you heard of "Lil B the Based God?" I think we could form an alliance here.

[Gobun]

Not a "Chillbro" but have you heard of "Lil B the Based God?" I think we could form an alliance here.

[Ramminchuck]

I am Ramminchuck everywhere. Here, facebook, jtv, psn, xbl even though I don't own an xbox, etc. Randomly came across the chill bros some time in the past. Not particularly sure when. The stream had been going for a little while. I like my eggs covered entirely in cayenne pepper. Been working on my double elbow fap technique. Tricky but worth it.

[Sir Legendhead]

Not a "Chillbro" but have you heard of "Lil B the Based God?" I think we could form an alliance here.

HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

[Altair78]

Hello, my name is Rick... and I'm a smangaholic.

*waits for the simultaneous "HI RICK!"*

Been with D'Toid for some years now though life, career, and other such things keep me from posting nearly as often as I wanna. Any username with an "AoBRA" or "Altair" in it is most likely me... pronounced "All-tare" and not the most likely more properly pronounced "All-ti-air". I've been using the name like that since 2nd Edition D&D came out, so I don't care who says what.

*from somewhere in the crowd...* "Assassin Creed is better than your elf!"
*Rick throws red apple at person. Person catches it. Person is mauled by Ryuk.* (I'll ask Bill to give 2 DBU credits and a brownie point for anyone knowing the anime)

Anyway, so yeah... me. I play mainly RPGs and fighting games, and as anyone who has me on XBL can attest to I've recently been all Mass Effect 2 (I just got my XBox this past Christmas, so hush it! I'm catching up on greatness!). Other than that, just ask and I'll answer! Oh yeah... Bill Zoeker for President 2012.

PSN: AoBRA
XBL: AoBRA
D'Toid: Altair78
D'Toid Forums: Altair78
JTV: Altair78

[radiopools]

@Altair - Death Note, 2 easy

I'm radiopools, former JTV Mod and resident AVGN fanboy :P

I'm pretty much radiopools everywhere. JTV, Xbox, Steam, Youtube, ESP forums, etc.

I found my way to the chill one cool autumn night from a post on the front page. Being a huge AVGN fan, I had to watch this live stream because they happened to be playing Deadly Towers. Ever since that episode, I've been hooked.

I occasionally do c-blogs on Dtoid. I haven't done one in a while, I really need to get back on that. I really enjoy writing; especially about things like video games.

I occasionally record sounds that I make with guitars and PC Guitar processing programs. I've only uploaded one of these "songs" so far on youtube. I might upload some more, but I haven't decided if I wanted to. The one I uploaded I am particularly proud of..so..yeah. Just search radiopools on youtube and you can find if you are so inclined.

I kind of fell off the wagon as far as the JTV show is concerned after Christmas, but I've had pretty stellar attendance lately I'm excited about meeting the hosts & fellow chill bros in Chicago in a week!

[Jay Hitcher]

[ScottyG]

Isn't this just an alternative intro thread, which was done twice already and locked because it's segregating the forums?

[Bill Zoeker]

Actually, it was locked because of the flaming.

[Johnny Luchador]

Hi, I'm Johnny Luchador, I have been a dtoider since the beginning of origin of this site. However, I only became actively vocal this past year. Yes I was a lurker/reader no commenter. But it was watching the JTV that finally made me say, hey, I might as well do my part. I will be teaching Pop Culture 101 and Randomness 406 here at Dick Bump University at 4pm PST, or in my land 6pm CDT Sundays on the JTV/Dtoid or throughout the week on Mash Tactics. Long live the Gamers, Ultra Mega Dick Bump.

Destructoid: Johnny Luchador
JTV: Johnny Luchador
XBL: Johnny Luchador
Steam: Ultra Mega Mass Homicide

[Mr. Gobbldigook]

[Zodiac Eclipse]

Actually, it was locked because of the flaming.

This, and I'd appreciate if we didn't have a repeat of that because I've got a nice stack of warnings ready to go.

[ScottyG]

This, and I'd appreciate if we didn't have a repeat of that because I've got a nice stack of warnings ready to go.

So does this mean I can make a cbloggers intro thread? I mean, even you have voiced your dislike of the cblogs and cbloggers. It'd be nice to have a place all to themselves if they so choose. Maybe one for each podcast too, I mean plenty of people listen to those but don't go to the forums otherwise.

Also does this mean this "make an intro thread or diaf" rule people seem to have made up will be dealt with?

[Bill Zoeker]

The bloggers outnumber the J.TV guys a tenfold after all.

Not that the numbers matter, but 345 of the channel's 5,400 followers are in the Chill Bros Facebook group....

Also, this conversation seems more appropriate for the suggestions section of the forums.

Thanks

[PicoMause]

After having my baby boglin, I knew that I had to do something for his future...

I picked up the phone and called 1-800-DickBump for my free orientation. They were very kind and helped me pick a custom schedule for my needs.

They offer great courses such as:
Smanginit
Vagology
Bumpin Reflexes
Kool-Aid
Gina Jam
and many more...

If you need a study buddy you can find me in the public library or anywhere as PicoMause

[Zodiac Eclipse]

So does this mean I can make a cbloggers intro thread? I mean, even you have voiced your dislike of the cblogs and cbloggers. It'd be nice to have a place all to themselves if they so choose. Maybe one for each podcast too, I mean plenty of people listen to those but don't go to the forums otherwise.

Also does this mean this "make an intro thread or diaf" rule people seem to have made up will be dealt with?

This isn't so much an intro thread as a social lounge, much like the regular forums have a bar and Brit Toid has their pub. It's a place for people who are fans of the JTV channel to get together and talk about whatever. If they wanna introduce themselves to each other before they start posting, more power to them. I suspect that if they wander to other parts of the forum they will still be asked to make an intro (and yes we are working on people 'asking' in a less hostile manner) just because non JTV fans will have no idea who they are, same way people from cblogs are still asked for intros so we can get to know them better.

As for your other question, you can make a Cbloggers social lounge if you want, where people could discuss cblogs in more depth than the comment section allows or whatever they want. It's not segregating the forums, and it's not a new thing, as I pointed out Brit Toid has had the pub since they existed and nobody ever looked at it twice, same as there are different threads for each podcast where they can socialize about their shows.

I really don't get why everyone wants to act like this is groundbreaking when the only thing different about this thread is the amount of flaming and trolling that went on in previous iterations.

[Jhonny Thizzlam]

My name is Jeff Goldblum and i am currently winning the poking war with my fellow browncoats against radiopools evil resistance

[Bill Zoeker]

My name is Jeff Goldblum and i am currently winning the poking war with my fellow browncoats against radiopools evil resistance

I have a crush on every word of that sentence.