Wear a white, filthy t-shirt and a pink dressing gown.
You Portland -I'M A MASSIVE DOUCHEBAG-I'M A MASSIVE DOUCHEBAG-I'M A MASSIVE DOUCHEBAG-I'M A MASSIVE DOUCHEBAG, I swear.
Second (third, fourth?) vote for your birthday suit!
For some reason when I saw the thread title, I thought this would be a contest. Not a bad idea, now that I think about it...
Wear a condom to my butt.
Wear a catheter to my urethra.
(Merged into Dtoid NW so I don't get into trouble.)
But if I wear my chastity belt, you'd have to come too, Pappa. You're the only one with the key
What time are you thinking? Also, I just now finally feel rested up from the road.
Merged into Dtoid NW so maybe they'll come out of the emailer for once.
I live in Montavilla, which is east of downtown a ways. I guess they call this area the Felony Flats because they think it's full of white trash and bad, but that makes me laugh because if they think this is bad they wouldn't last 3 days in Toledo.
I live in "Rose Village", which is the poorest part of Vancouver. High five!
Looks like it'll take me about 25 minutes to get to your area. Any good bars down there, or should we venture out?
There was some stuff within about a 5 minute drive i think. Also I guess we're just outside Montavilla, by the 205 mall, if you know what that means.
Not really, but we'll figure it out. Taking my daughter swimming tonight, so I'll give you a call after she goes to sleep and we'll find a place to meet up.
Sounds good, I've got plenty to keep me busy until then.