DTOID MIDWEST NARP 2011 JUNE 11, 2011, TOLEDO, OHIO

[Mr. Gobbldigook]

I want you to have a tesitmonial that just says "I didnt get raped!!!"

[Cataract]

And we can offer a service where we call parents and tell them their children are still alive!

[ZombiePlatypus]

We are so doing this. Its just a matter of public safety.

OMG next year or next event we should totally shoot an infomercial. I wanna make easy tasks difficult.

I believe in your video skills. This must be done.

[ClownBaby]

The video needs to have Glitchy sitting there talking while calm music plays in the background. During the testimonial, it can cut to shots of the dudes looking their creepiest. "I went to a party with these guys that I met on the internet, and hardly got raped at all."

[Glitchy]

xD Holyfuckthisisepic.

[Mr. Gobbldigook]

The video needs to have Glitchy sitting there talking while calm music plays in the background. During the testimonial, it can cut to shots of the dudes looking their creepiest. "I went to a party with these guys that I met on the internet, and hardly got raped at all."

^^^
also I like glitchy's line about doing everything that her father said not to do with the internets.

[N7]

Optionally you could have everyone chime in 1 at a time on raping strangers. *Note real rape is obviously not funny while I jest about possible NARP rape*

For some reason i'm just imagining a shot of Julius saying: I couldn't rape anyone, i'm just a big loveable Pedo Bear! *Cue exceptionally loud & sinister Julius laugh*

Or he could just talk about being jerked off randomly in an alley way... oh the things you hear at a NARP

[Mr. Gobbldigook]

listen to the alcoholocast and you'll hear more.

[ZombiePlatypus]

Glitchy, your twelve year old sister is following me on twitter.

[Mr. Gobbldigook]

is that the nicole person? she's following me too.

[Glitchy]

Glitchy, your twelve year old sister is following me on twitter.

...See, I want to say something but she's 12. .__.

is that the nicole person? she's following me too.

Yeaa... She does that.

[ZombiePlatypus]

...See, I want to say something but she's 12. .__.

Pshh, this is the internet, we're allowed to be creepy. I've got a wallet full of ones for her.

[Mr. Gobbldigook]

you can thank your sister adding me on twitter for my ability to facebook stalk you.

[ClownBaby]

Man, nobody's 12 year old sister follows me. Glitchy doesn't either. I'M SUCH A LOSER.

[Glitchy]

Man, nobody's 12 year old sister follows me. Glitchy doesn't either. I'M SUCH A LOSER.

Here. Have some social redemption.

Not so sure I want you around my sister though. And I mean that in the kindest, most innocence perserving way. Hell, if I had my way she would have no internets. Or 4chan. .___.

[ClownBaby]

Here. Have some social redemption.

Not so sure I want you around my sister though. And I mean that in the kindest, most innocence perserving way. Hell, if I had my way she would have no internets. Or 4chan. .___.

What?

It's not like I'm a total creeper or anything.

[Glitchy]

What?

It's not like I'm a total creeper or anything.

IWANTTHATSHIRT.
...It matches my ringtone.

[Mr. Gobbldigook]

I see what you did there...

[ClownBaby]

Do you have the hiss as your ringtone? THAT RULES.

I have this shirt too

[Glitchy]

Do you have the hiss as your ringtone? THAT RULES.

Scares the fuck out of me when I'm playing Minecraft though. And if I had money I would probably spend it all on teeshirts.


I'm so freaking offtopicy today, btw. I forgot what thread this until I checked just now.