EUFNF Septmember 10th - Knights Tipplar Edition

[Tarvu]

Hello, Drink these...


Or something that isn't Guinness. Whatever. Woman.

No questions, just drink up.

Now, isn't that better? You may wonder why I just did that. I'm one of a group of very important people and we have great plans for you, which is why we have just let you in on one of the world's greatest secrets; Everything Mankind does is much, much easier if you're ever so slightly drunk. That sensation you get between half and three-quarters of the way down your second drink of the day, when you've just taken the edge off and feel that anything is possible.


Anything.

Today's youth is all binge drinking maniacs and tight arsed teetotalers, and that will inevitably lead to a whole new generation of Stalins and Hitlers, which is why we need fresh young slightly drunk young people like you! After all, no gently drink wobbly person could ever commit genocide, they'd be too busy buying crisps, and playing video games! The only condition is that you must never ever have any more than slightly less than two drinks, beyond that state of mildly intoxicated perfection lies drunken madness, third pints, kebabs and destruction.


Now about those great plans; Every friday Destructoid community members from Europe or indeed anywhere who don't sleep or eat play games with each other using internets. Whatever is played will depend on demand normally. If you'd like attempt to play a different game then feel free post your platform identity and games you wouldn't mind playing or reply to somebody else's thang.


Anyway.



Platform: PC/Mac, Steam.
Game: Whatever you bloody want
Join the Steam group chat to find the Steamtoiders. I take no responsibility for any harm that may result from it.
Time: Whenever you bloody want


Platform: Xbox 360
Game: Halo 3 custom games or matchmaking
Knights: Tarvu (GT: Tarvu), Ramalho (GT: RamalhoM) and whoever else they can drag down with them.
Time: It's hard to be precise when you're ever so slightly drunk

Platform: PS3
Game:
People:
Time:

Platform: Wii
Game:
Waggle Titans:
Time:


Now then wasn't that lovely? Hang on...


You finished your second pint! But! BUT!


Might as well get shit-faced now.

[Mighty Hatman]

lol Mitchell and Webb.

[Tarvu]

I would enter into a three-way with them, even without 1.5-1.75 pints in me.

[Mighty Hatman]

A bit gay that, mate.

[Ramalho]

Drinking is for losers, everyone should just eat shrooms and see the world the way it was meant to be seen: colorful, oddly shaped, full of dinosaurs playing ukeleles and having the impression everything is breathing, including the ukeleles.

[Mighty Hatman]

I had vodka jelly last night. That shit was nasty.

[Tarvu]

Go back to Oz before you get deported there anyway.

[Mighty Hatman]

Last night was the first time I had some alcohol since I was in Australia.

Warm beers, how do they work?

[Tarvu]

They work by being in your ass.

[Ramalho]

Like tubgirl?

[Mighty Hatman]

Why does the UK suck so much?

[Beccy Caine]

Why does the UK suck so much?

You can't hate on the UK and fanboy Australia at the same time. To quote Dr House: "You put the Queen on your money. You're British."

Seriously though, why the love for Oz? I'm curious.

[Mighty Hatman]

You can't hate on the UK and fanboy Australia at the same time. To quote Dr House: "You put the Queen on your money. You're British."

Seriously though, why the love for Oz? I'm curious.

Non-serious answer:



*sigh* I almost puked when I watched that in the cinema before watching Inception. (I was in Australia at the time)

Serious answer:
I live in a shitty town and I like moving to different places. I'm 17 and I've lived in 8 different houses from the Military estates in Ireland to the crappy town I live in today. I find living in the same place uncomfortable.

All of my friends want to move somewhere else. We've all had enough of this place. The only thing that keeps people here is family, or a lack of ambition.

I have a lot of my family in Australia too. It always breaks my heart when I have to go back here because I know I wont see them in at least another 2 years. The only highlights I had in my childhood was when I was in Australia.

There, story of my life.

[Beccy Caine]

All of my friends want to move somewhere else. We've all had enough of this place. The only thing that keeps people here is family, or a lack of ambition.

I can relate. I don't know where I'll end up in the long run, but it won't be here.

I've got family there too, most of whom I've never met. I'd like to go out there in the next year or two.

Here's hoping you end up there one day, man.

[Aurain]

he's going to end up there because it's a giant prison for unwanted english.

He fits the bill.

[Beccy Caine]

And the Scottish, if my family are anything to go by.

My beef with the Aussies ends outside of rugby, but I will admit to finding the "You all live in a convict colony" chant absolutely hilarious.

[Mighty Hatman]

he's going to end up there because it's a giant prison for unwanted english.

He fits the bill.

England is a giant prison for unwanted refugees.

[Aurain]

Not our Raison D'Etre.

Unlike Aussieland.

[Ramalho]

Brits, australians....you all sound sexy.

[Subenu]

I still haven't played Plain Sight...