Dtoid Yorkshire!

[Kris S]

I despise snow. Anything cold actually. Don't mind rain when it's not windy but that's it

[Mighty Hatman]

And yet you live in Scotland.

[Kris S]

Couldn't choose where I was born! Nor the fact having olive skin I'm sure gives me a lower tolerance for the cold than the rest of the pale fuckers that live here!

I've been wanting to move away for years but something always happens. When I was going to go travelling when I was younger I stayed for a bird. I was on probabtion for 2 years and couldn't leave. Now the missus has got stuff happening with her career. She is also really close to her family and is reluctant to leave but when she's all trained up we're off. I'll make her or go myself!

[Mighty Hatman]

Good for you man. I know loads of people who stay at the places they hate.

[Kris S]

Yeah I think they would just end up spending their twilight years resenting the fact they never moved away. I don't wanna end up like that.
Pround to be Scottish but hate living here

[Mighty Hatman]

I'm proud to be English for the fact that I'm, like most English people, only a bit English. I have Irish and some other stuff in me. I'm pretty sure everyone in the world is part Irish.

[Fusion]

This is so off topic, it makes everything Yorkshire sad.
We should be celebrating the amazingness of Yorkshire, not hatman's want to have sexual intercourse then marry Australia.

Jarvis Cocker! Yorkshire Puddings! Bradford Riots (cool fact, I lived through those. Fucking crazy having horses ride past my window every so often. Glad I moved)! The Cockpit in Leeds! Look North! Yorkshire Dales!

[NemesisXposed]

This is so off topic, it makes everything Yorkshire sad.
We should be celebrating the amazingness of Yorkshire, not hatman's want to have sexual intercourse then marry Australia.

Jarvis Cocker! Yorkshire Puddings! Bradford Riots (cool fact, I lived through those. Fucking crazy having horses ride past my window every so often. Glad I moved)! The Cockpit in Leeds! Look North! Yorkshire Dales!

There are multiple different versions of Look North though! Hull is rockin' the Peter Levy and Paul Hudson form. And Jarvis Cocker is a fucking legend!

[Mighty Hatman]

Not being Australia.

We have all these great things going.

lol.

[Fusion]

Christa Ackroyd and Harry Gration Look North with Paul Hudson as weatherman.

HELLS TO THE YEAH.
My Uncle went to school with Christa. FACT.

[Zippyduda]

The big lass from Emmerdale lives in Hebden and so does her daughter (who is quite fit).

[NemesisXposed]

Christa Ackroyd and Harry Gration Look North with Paul Hudson as weatherman.

HELLS TO THE YEAH.
My Uncle went to school with Christa. FACT.

Bloody hell those two get about! Also Christia Ackroyd used to be on Calendar. Useless yet interesting nonetheless.

[Kris S]

What's up Yorkshire pub? Where's my pickled egg

[Mighty Hatman]

This place smells weird.

[Fusion]

AYE

[Kris S]

Tie me Kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down

I mean aye

[Mighty Hatman]

You guys love me so much.

[Kris S]

Yip. Like fat people love diets

[NemesisXposed]

Christa is a fucking traitor.
Leave Calendar to go to Look Leeds?
Disgrace.

Let's be honest now, Yorkshire ITV is a bit shit. It died the day Richard Whiteley kicked the bucket.

You guys love me so much.

< 3 Hatman

Nevertheless, AYE! His reign of tyranny over our Yorkshire heaven will be no more!

[Mighty Hatman]

I propose we make Leedscast.

Then make anti-leedscast.

Then make the two battle to the death.