I laughed a lot at this.
First thing to come to mind was that I hope the UK localizes the shit out of everything and renamed Shel Silverstein's book 'Where the Footpath Ends'. I have no reason for wanting this, but really who needs a reason to be stupid?
BECAUSE IT'S AWFUL.
Only the combination of the two.
Will the puns stop? Yo, I don't know.
Turn on your lights, and drive slow.
Math is great.
Yo, fuck math. It's all hard and shit.
Consider yourself hi-fived, Changarang.
I like the Hindenburg one, no idea about the other two.
The Skeletor thing is a crossover, and the Keep Calm thing is something I saw Niero post once and I thought it looked cool.
I think you younger kids call those "memees"
I get 'em, they just don't really do anything for me.
The Keep Calm thing should've been left in the past. The pricks that have decided to market the crap out of it deserve shooting.