Gears of War 3

[ZombiePlatypus]

If you would've joined last night we probably could have got to at least 30.

I don't wanna get to wave thirty, I want to commit and do the whole thing, bro.

Send your little bro a 360, he's clearly da besss.

I got them a 360 a few years back, and that kid in particular loves Gears.

[usedtabe]

He should be rolling with us then.

And as far as the wave 30 thing, trust me, the practice will help. You have to learn how the enemies act an react on the map, and which ones can kill you in a second and which ones you can continue to take damage from. That plus increasing difficulty every 10 waves. It's not super-hard, but messing around with it on Insane will help because you won't be able to perch one spot the entire game.

Also, Comet + Friendly Fire = lols

[ZombiePlatypus]

He should be rolling with us then.

I can invite him on, no problem. My only thing is that he's "special needs", which is obvious when you talk to him, and I don't need y'all talking shit to him about it. Though you guys don't talk as much shit as I thought y'all would about me, surprising given my skillset.

It's not super-hard, but messing around with it on Insane will help because you won't be able to perch one spot the entire game.

Aw man, perching one spot was my entire gameplan the other night! But yeah, I'm pretty sure I was on insane or hardcore when we got to level forty-something with Bloodspray and Foxy last fall. I was constantly on the move then, so I hear ya.

[usedtabe]

Special-needs is off limits when it comes to shit-talk as far as I'm concerned. Special-needs is probably the only time my "white-knightness" comes out.

It's why we're so nice to you and let Grunchkin play <3

[ZombiePlatypus]

I'll see about getting him on this weekend.

[ClownBaby]

Special-needs is off limits when it comes to shit-talk as far as I'm concerned. Special-needs is probably the only time my "white-knightness" comes out.

Then why do you always talk shit on Bloo?

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[Y0j1mb0]

No one was on last night so I played Insane Horde by myself. Got to wave 10 before hitting a wall, but that's because I was playing Overpass. Grunchkin joined and we got to 20 before the game kept spawning a Lambent Zerker boss no matter how many times we died. That bitch on that map on Insane is retarded. It could be done with 3 though, you just have to have someone taking out all the Grinders they throw at you, as they'll down you in 1 second.


ZETA KOTH is fun too.

Nigga I was on playing cards, all u had to do was send me an invite or message and I would of rolled with u. Holla the next time u want to do so and I'm there. Also I need every achievement that has to do with anything Zeta related...just throwing that out there.

[usedtabe]

Zeta is a just a playlist name, not in reference to the singleplayer achievements. But I'll hit you up next time I see you on.

[Y0j1mb0]

Zeta is a just a playlist name, not in reference to the singleplayer achievements. But I'll hit you up next time I see you on.

Don't they have achievements for playing Horde with the latest DLC maps? Or rolling with certain characters? I could of sworn I saw those or am I in throes of dementia already?

[usedtabe]

They do, but what I was referring to was a new MP playlist called ZETA, not related to the SP story/Horde achievements.

[The Virgin Queen]

Then why do you always talk shit on Bloo?

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ZING!

My kid has been going to bed stupidly late the last few weeks and it's driving me potty because by the time he's ready to sleep I'm too shattered to really game much. I want to play more Gears!

[KD_Alpha]

Ugh, fucking Usedtabe. Bloo and I take a couples days break from here and look what you do with it. The page before this, pure gold. Page after? Pure shit.

What's with all this friendliness and bro-helpfulness? Nigga, that ain't what we about. You giving noobs crutches so they'll play horde with you? We see past your facade, Usedtafree. Beneath that white behemoth exterior lies a lonely emo kid who just wants friends to help him level up past mean ol' Bloo.

First Yojimbo rapes your face with nonchalance and now this? This is uncharacteristically free of you. This is like...Aborto levels of freeness.

JABRONI!

[grunchk1n]

We see past your facade, Usedtafree. Beneath that white behemoth exterior lies a lonely emo kid who just wants friends to help him level up past mean ol' Bloo.

nailed it

[ProlificDream]

I'll see about getting him on this weekend.

You and I still need to beat the game on insane.

[ZombiePlatypus]

This is completely doable, lady.

[Y0j1mb0]

You and I still need to beat the game on insane.

This is completely doable, lady.

Yeah, I need that trophy so whenever u guys do that, lemme know ZP and I will use you guys to get that achievement...err I mean help you guys to get it. While I'm at it, I need to play the Ramm's DLC with 4 people co-op too.

[usedtabe]

For those that didn't get the season pass, all the DLC is on sale right now.

Gears of War 3 RAAM’s Shadow: Pack 2 Feb 28 – Mar 5 800 (33% off)
Gears of War 3 Horde Command Pack- 560 (30% off)
Gears of War 3 Weapon Skin Collection: Launch Collection 1800 (50% off)
Weapon Skin Bundle – Haze Set 160 (33% off)
Weapon Skin Bundle – Thunderstorm Animated Set 160 (50% off)
Cover Barrier 200 (38% off)
Berserker Pet

[KD_Alpha]

Played a lot of private matches tonight with Usedtabe and the Endless crowd. Won one with Chaos and the other with Assault. 5 - 0 all time with Assault now.

Also, played a couple matches by myself where I joined late in KOTH matches and ended up helping the team win after being down AND getting MVP. Playing the game more than once a month has helped me improve a shit ton.

[usedtabe]

Assault is fucking beastly. I lol'd when he was requesting my host over Chaos's.

[usedtabe]

For those of you who play with us and don't understand what we mean when we talk about sponging/shitty netcode/Mexico, here's a great explanation.


ZP was sponging like crazy last night, it took us 4-6 shots usually to down one another. He stepped his game up though, going positive or breaking even almost every game.

I'll be on around 10-10:30.