DESTRUCTOID CITY NEEDS YOU.
***Emergency transmission. Priority One.***
***Message from: TECHNOPHILE***
Members of F.O.R.U.M.! As you know, earlier this evening Destructoid City was attacked by a giant mechanical being known only as "The Destructor-Toid" (see fig. 1). Since it's arrival, it has been systematically wiping out everything we hold dear. Not only that, but the streets are filled with what seem to be sentient Xbox 360s (fig. 2), while the underground is overrun with people infected with some sort of troll virus (fig. 3).
I, along with The GHost, have come to understand that all this is connected somehow to the disappearance of Niero and his alter ego Mr. Destructoid.
So far nothing has been able to stop the giant robot trampling our beloved city, save for a chest energy blast that slowed it down from the mysterious entity Brad Nicholson, whose whereabouts are unknown as of this moment.
RetroforceGO! and I are close to finding the location of a remote signal that is controlling the Destructor-Toid, but before we investigate this is a call to arms for all F.O.R.U.M. members. Everyone, get what weapons you can and rid the streets of these beasts!
As for my mission to find the origin of the Destructor-Toid signal, I'm recruiting four members to help me. I need four fully trained members of varying skills that can help me to infiltrate the base of this signal and shut it down.
Everyone send me what skills and experience you have (by replying in this thread) and I shall choose who gets to accompany me. Everyone else, get out there and SAVE OUR CITY!
We don't have long left, so hurry!