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    EMERGENCY TRANSMISSION. CALLING ALL MEMBERS OF FORUM.


    DESTRUCTOID CITY NEEDS YOU.

    ***Emergency transmission. Priority One.***

    ***Message from: TECHNOPHILE***
    ***Message start...***

    Members of F.O.R.U.M.! As you know, earlier this evening Destructoid City was attacked by a giant mechanical being known only as "The Destructor-Toid" (see fig. 1). Since it's arrival, it has been systematically wiping out everything we hold dear. Not only that, but the streets are filled with what seem to be sentient Xbox 360s (fig. 2), while the underground is overrun with people infected with some sort of troll virus (fig. 3).

    I, along with The GHost, have come to understand that all this is connected somehow to the disappearance of Niero and his alter ego Mr. Destructoid.

    So far nothing has been able to stop the giant robot trampling our beloved city, save for a chest energy blast that slowed it down from the mysterious entity Brad Nicholson, whose whereabouts are unknown as of this moment.

    RetroforceGO! and I are close to finding the location of a remote signal that is controlling the Destructor-Toid, but before we investigate this is a call to arms for all F.O.R.U.M. members. Everyone, get what weapons you can and rid the streets of these beasts!

    As for my mission to find the origin of the Destructor-Toid signal, I'm recruiting four members to help me. I need four fully trained members of varying skills that can help me to infiltrate the base of this signal and shut it down.

    Everyone send me what skills and experience you have (by replying in this thread) and I shall choose who gets to accompany me. Everyone else, get out there and SAVE OUR CITY!


    ***Attached files***
    Fig. 1


    Fig. 2


    Fig.3


    Mission brief.

    We don't have long left, so hurry!

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    I'm an alligator. I bite shit. Sometimes, once I've bitten something, I can do a little spin.

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    Germany here, reporting for duty!
    After fighting in two world wars I should be able to help fighting destructor-toid!
    In these wars I was the commander of the PanzerMen! Unfortunately we were defeted by a certain robot called "MegaMan"
    I would be more than honored to get my guys out of the garage and put them up against destructor-toid!

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    ***Message from: TECHNOPHILE To: ORCIST***

    Can you bite locks open? Metal locks? Do you have any weapons training?

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    kind of a big deal.
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    Come on, I am so getting in on this.

    Pheonix blood, I am kind of a big deal. Never seen far from a standard issue Coalition of Governments Lancer Assault Rifle. I am a heavy duty kind of girl, you know how it is, fuck magic, fuck defence. Get me a gun, then get me a bigger gun. If that fails? meet the business end of a chain-saw. Plus I can do all this, and still look damn good doing it (in heels).

    And lets face it, that shark is nothing without his little fire bird.


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    My old age lends to a vast memory of gaming mysteries and pop culture lost in time. My scavenger hunt skills aid in uncovering to deepest of secrets. I also drink a lot which makes me both fearless and shameless. My one true weakness is breasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey View Post
    ***Message from: TECHNOPHILE To: ORCIST***

    Can you bite locks open? Metal locks? Do you have any weapons training?
    I can bite through anything! But I don't have thumbs, although you could probably attach a sword or a morningstar to my tail. A sword would be good, because my tail can crush things as it is.

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    ***Message from: Technophile To: N0BRIEN***

    I have heard many tales of your exploits, you lost many men that day. We will not let that happen again!

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    I've spent many a year guarding a tomb full of wondrous treasure from would be tomb raiders. Only one has ever surpassed me, but revenge has been plotted. I am skilled in using the sun's solar energy as a weapon as well as being able to teleport and levitate. Also, I make a mean spaghetti.

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    ArcticFox reporting for duty!

    Skills:

    Sniping - old school 1337 (that's right, I said 1337) Counter Strike training to new School MW2 and BF: BC2 on a variety of high caliber anti-material rifles, such as the Barret 50 Cal.

    Stealth - I am Solid Snake!

    A love for Science Fiction - see the books, motherfuckers thread or the Destructoid Over 9000 Theater (for the old movies we've watched) - So I would be very helpful when using old school science fiction cliches when trying to solve problems!

    Extreme Road Rage - probably should get this looked at.

    Secret Lawyer Technique Skills - Learned in a secret Dojo in the lost and forgotten lands of Philly, and while I am still in training, I am still eager to prove myself to my senseis by showing off my knowledge and training by shouting OBJECTION (in the event my stealthiness is discovered, or just because) and threatening lawsuits for the massive amount of destruction caused by the rampaging monstrosity and it's red ringing brethren.

    Also, Cocks

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    I am so amazingly built, for speed, for strength. I mean, lookit these guns!

    /flexes

    /farts

    ...whoops, just pooped a little.

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    ***Message from: TECHNOPHILE To: DIGTASTIK***

    Never underestimate an old veteran. You could be our Bill.

    ***Message from: TECHNOPHILE To: PHEONIX_BLOOD***

    Aren't you the girl from the Geek Chic commercials? Could such violence be hidden within such beauty? Your fiery attacks could come in very handy indeed. I admire your offensive capabilities.

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    I am also the secret identity of "The Drizzle(trademark pending)," and if the atmospheric conditions are right then I'll lightly rain doom on any maruder. If they're in the right area, and I'm not busy.

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    Aaaaah, I also have the smooth cunning of Batmanuel in me, and, after I finish this cup of coffee and waffle, I will be out there fighting crime with the rest of you.

    Well, I may actually get another cup, this is REALLY good coffee and that Destructor-toid guy looks pretty big...

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    Guys! You could put a sword on my tail.

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    kind of a big deal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey View Post
    ***Message from: TECHNOPHILE To: DIGTASTIK***

    Never underestimate an old veteran. You could be our Bill.

    ***Message from: TECHNOPHILE To: PHEONIX_BLOOD***

    Aren't you the girl from the Geek Chic commercials? Could such violence be hidden within such beauty? Your fiery attacks could come in very handy indeed. I admire your offensive capabilities.
    Thats me <3

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    ***Message from: TECHNOPHILE To: FWHIPPLE***

    The Sun's energy you say? Unfortunately, our operation takes place during the night. How are you under the light of the Moon?

    ***Message from: TECHNOPHILE To: ARCTICFOX***

    A wealth of skills I'm sure will come in handy for the mission! We do have need of a sniper. It's always wise to have some distant cover hidden away.

    ***Message from: TECHNOPHILE To: BLEHMAN***
    Flatulence? Perhaps that may be useful for knocking out guards?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey View Post
    ***Message from: Technophile To: N0BRIEN***

    I have heard many tales of your exploits, you lost many men that day. We will not let that happen again!
    That day was a sad one for me and my men...
    I won't let a robot defeat me again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey View Post
    ***Message from: TECHNOPHILE To: BLEHMAN***
    Flatulence? Perhaps that may be useful for knocking out guards?
    I don't know... I'm usually up for the more "high-profile" roles. If they have any porn, I'm sure I can confiscate it. You know, for research. Sexy, sexy research.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey View Post
    ***Message from: TECHNOPHILE To: DIGTASTIK***

    Never underestimate an old veteran. You could be our Bill.

    ***Message from: TECHNOPHILE To: PHEONIX_BLOOD***

    Aren't you the girl from the Geek Chic commercials? Could such violence be hidden within such beauty? Your fiery attacks could come in very handy indeed. I admire your offensive capabilities.
    To expand on my resume:
    Skills:
    Hunter Gatherer Skills

    I also possess some refined engineering skills. In blending old technology with the new, I built a deinterlacer to reduce lag in old gaming consoles when playing with these new fangled hdtv sets.

    Strengths:
    Vast memory and hands on experience of gaming's past. Superior hunting skills - against all odds, never give up the search. Engineering and problem solving skills. I have an expansive array of weaponry with over 10 consoles at my expense. Booze.

    Weaknesses:
    Short term memory loss. Breasts. Occasional slow reaction times, particularly during quickfire QTEs. Breasts. Limited patience which makes me appear quick to anger. Breasts. Lives in the past.

    In short, a valued but unpredictable weapon. More predictable by day. Still functions during night time, but the drinking fuzzies may lead to recklessness and the pursuit of bare breasts. May cast fireball when all that was necessary was a candle.

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