ON HIATUS! :C
REQUESTS CLOSED FOR NOW
Hello! Hi! How are you today? I'm pretty good. I just finished a bowl of ramen and I think I might have gas. It's also very hot. I'm kind of scared, cause a gas and hotness-filled room is very uncomfortable and might cause damage to my appliances.
Alright, enough of that. As some or none of you may know, I do art things. While my preference is usually in the macabre/horror area, I also enjoy other things and such and whatnot. Like stuff and things, for instance. I don't do many commissions, but when I do I don't just give them out for free. But, since I love you guys, I figured I'd do commissions for people here for free.
Who knows? Maybe no one wants my artwork and considers it rubbish and made of that special kind of peanut-butter feces. But whatever. I'm posting this just in case. I feel like I need to give a present to Destructoid. Or something. Plus, I need more drive to do artwork, and I think this might help.
Anyway. If you want me to do an art piece for you (nothing too detailed), just post your request here and I'll do it. If there are numerous people, there will be a list of whoever is next in line. Keep in mind that I'm also doing work outside of this, so things won't get done quickly. Might take hours, days, or even weeks. Who knows. I also do shoops if you want some, though I'm not perfect at that (damn you, GoW III contest).
Alright. There you go. Request what you will. Or you can just laugh at my artwork.
1. jhitcher42 - Naototcher, Pianist Girly Man Girl!?
2. Gobun - The Man, the Legend
3. Mxyzptlk - Jesus Christ wearing a viking helmet and wielding a battle axe against giant scorpions on the slope of an erupting volcano!?
4. Ali D - Mr. Slacker
5. Torzelan - King of Retro Metal Mountain
6. Phantomile - Megamayun Vawnut
7. statesman1114 - SUPER BROFIST
8. KD_Alpha - The Eating of Capitol Hill
9. Office Squid - Penguinamus, Destroyer of Worlds
10. ryan moss - Trainapult!
11. Jesus H Christ - The Dual
12. psycho soldier - Psycholita
13. Phallus Knife Fight - Stylo Martyr
14. Jon Bloodspray - I'M TONY MONT--HURaaghh...
15. Y0j1mb0 - Jimbo, Action Samurai!
16. Changston - For Great Science!
17. Technophile - Technophile!? Technophile!
18. Jurgs - Stompin' Metal
19. Solgrim - What A Dick
20. Sir Legendhead - Nana nana nana nana, Baphoman!
21. mollygos - Omnomnomnom!
22. the guy with the hat - Hats, Australian for Awesome
23. bbrigg - The Devil is a Loser and He's My Bitch
24. ThomasRoemhild - Roemjack!?
25. FWhipple - Megaman Gets a Game Over
26. Riegel88 - The Ultimate Showdown of ultimate destiny?
27. Zodiac Eclipse - She Came from the Past to Kick Your Ass
28. ClownBaby - The Night's Just Started and We're Already Wasted
29. Aurain - Sabin L. Jackson's Too Manly for Evil Transportation
30. SuperMonk4Ever - Dan the Man, Triumphant Again
31. Stay - Fleeing the City!
32. HerosPlayDumb - Lions, matey! Get the rum!
33. Zippyduda - The Face-Off
34. SchildConstruct - Wrath of Shinigami
35. Krow - The Krow
36. Nils - Over the Leprechaunazi We Go