Exactly what it says on the tin. Roll up roll up! Post your wacky dreams here people!
I thought about doing this a long time ago, but I actually got down to waking up, keeping the dream in my head and writing it down on my PC Here it is:
So the dream starts out by being in a square wooden just off a small island somewhere near Africa, a typical tropical island, white beaches etc. There seems to be an interviewer in the boat with possibly a camera talking tot eh tribesman and how the boat isn't holding up against the water. A tiny amount of water is getting in but it's no big deal and that point is constantly brought up, but water exits it as well.
The boats design is quite odd. Just imagine tree trunks stacked on top of each other in a square, that's the boat.
Next you see some of your fellow tribesman crossing the water to the boat swimming to you. For some reason there are slots under the boat which they all slip their spears into, so imagine one going along one edge/bottom of the boat, then the other 3 on each bottom side of the boat. For some reason this helps the boats buoyancy and it stops leaking.
The original tribesman asking his fellow hunters what they are off to do. They say "off to scour other villagers". So you sail for a tiny bit and you come across the village that is based on wooden platforms/stilts in the middle of the sea. As I recall we floated around for a bit looking for houses without people in or people who were asleep. We were trying to be very un-suspicious. As it was the middle of the day pretty much everyone was awake but not many people noticed us drifting in between the houses and huts. The odd old person noticed and child but nothing of it.
It seemed very tense in the boat though and it felt like an attack or a kidnapping.
Then things got very odd.
Suddenly the boat with all the people (except the interviewer) is in a london-y/city-y setting but with a canal. We aren't at the canal we are round the back of an industrial estate/factory and the tribesman seem to be chasing after something. In the dream they aren't bothered they are in a town with solid ground (as it's dream doesn't make any sense sometimes ). When i was in the boat I took the role of the first tribesman and the interviewer I believe.
Now I was the interviewer and I'm just wandering this city (which isn't deserted). I could actually roughly draw the surroundings this dream was so vivid.
Now cut to an office block ( a very nice building) with people running away from the exits (this was on like a connecting bridge in the building, imagine Grozny Grad of MGS3's bridge section where you go to pick up that scientist.
Obviously I noticed straight away their power had been cut to the buildings doors locking them automatically. The next thing I remember was going into a smallish room, about 6 meters by 6 meters, enough to fit (let me see...), there were about 7 people in there.
I definitely had a Shaun of the Dead feeling about the whole situation.
Anyway so there's a bit of rambling and we decided to go out this back door. For some reason we turn up just next to the bridge on the road above a canal and there's only 3 people of which I have no idea who they are. There's this man saying "lets go this way". Now this is where I take the role of somebody. Next to the bridge is an opening with thorn bush's sloping steepily down, with a drop to the canal. Now I thought there was a path next to the canal to drop down onto.
I was wading through the bush's when the guy who had said "this way" earlier noticed me doing this, "what are you doing! it's this way, it's right there" pointing at the building at the opposite side of the canal/bridge we were at. Obviously he was referring to the other side of the building. Remember, he's talking about that boat we sailed here in, but I'm not the same person. So as I'm on the edge of this drop, I can't get back up, but there's this bar hanging off the wall. As thick Iron bars are normally reliable (I've managed to get off factory roofs with these and over big walls with these along IRL) I grabbed it, teh man above over the side of the bridge on the side part where there is a stone pillar with the bar attached (it's only got one end attached to the wall). So I grip the bar, he's offering to help, it's kind of looks like I need help but I'm OK. Then the bar starts to bend, and it suddenly rips out of the wall. I fall into the canal and the guy screams the usual "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Now I'm in the canal, I can swim, but for some reason I can't keep on top of the water. I believe this ties into my real life assumption that if you fall in a canal it's very hard to get out because of grime or what not draggin you down. So whenever I have a dream about that sort of thing it shits me up. It's odd as I don't believe it in real life but I kind of do, it's odd. To sum it up, I'm not afraid of canals
Anyway on with the dream, so I'm slowly drowning, taking off my clothes that are dragging me down, it helps a bit. But I slowly are being pulled down, gasping for breath every time I get to teh surface a bit. I eventually drown But it wasn't one of those where I die and wake up deals. I am now looking at the canal down the canal a fair bit, about 100 meters, and I can see my body floating as the 2 people who I was with before go across teh bridge in search of that tribesman's boat (so much for friend's ey, even though I don't know them and they were just co-workers, every man for himself eh?lol) .
So my/a body is slowly floating down the dirty, green-y canal and then the body disappears under the water, with somebody saying "Oh no we've lost it *sad face*"
Now the odd thing was to remember is I fell in as a skinny person, blondish hair with a puffy vest thing on. Not me as I don't wear those type of clothes and I have dark dark brown hair.
Cut back to the small 6X6 meter room where everybody looks a bit tense. To describe the room it has four sides,one is straight whilst one is diagonal with two doors, one at each side of the room with windows on the two side walls.
Now there is a nervous looking chap in a chair with a guy questioning him about stuff. Then there is people pacing back and forth. Now I seem to be back in a body, however I try and talk to people but nobody listens. It seems some people can see me and some others can't, it's very odd. So I start talking to people and asking them if they can see me. People answer honest and look directly where I am.
Now there's one very odd guy in here, as one my friends says "I can see you" another chap follows up saying "I can see you", however he's looking in the COMPLETELY wrong direction. I just figured out why that is relevant to the dream.......
Anyway the fat guy interrogating the poor chap in the chair who's nervous is asking questions in kind of Sims speak/I couldn't remember/hear properly in the dream at that time, but you can tell 1) they're important and 2) the guy being questioned has no idea and keeps telling the fat guy who obviously wants someone to blame.
Now the door we came in we didn't go out of again, we went out the other side, and when we/I came back the same people,were in there, remember, I'm kind of dead, but in an out of body/in a some-people-can-see-me body.
Now after some arguing/talking that I can't remember after about 15 minutes of writing this down we exit the same door we originally came through.
To see people coming towards us. Greetings ensue and hugs of elation. Now I'm looking in the crowd for my body. I see it! But I look at the security camera to see if it can see me, but no dice. People console me (there's about 2 or 3 that can me).
And then! My body walks through the door. Having not known ANYONE throughout the dream, my friend Fat Mat walks through the door and we hug (hey no gay jokes now! ). It's so good to see my body and soul. But it turns out the body I was in was my own at the time of the going BACK into that 6X6 room. Now everybody can see me now that I know Mat is alive (who originally drowned in the canal, but who was also having an out of body experience in that drowning persons body, as was I).
The funny part of the dream was when I said to Mat "Oh god that Canal was HORRIBLE wasn't it? " and he chuckled said "oh yeah I know XD" and we had a laugh. Then we separate from hugging, and the hug again as we are so elated to have out regular bodies back and we aren't dead.
When I woke I felt so relieved of tension and with joy and I have a n odd sensation in my stomach right now.