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    Teen Pregnacnies

    Teen pregnancy is DISGUSTING. They should be locked up until after they have their babies.
    What are you guys' thoughts and feelings on this subject matter? Did you even vote for Barack Obama? What are your personal convictions (that means feelings) on the whole abort or unbort debate? I personally convict (feel) that society shouldn't make us normies deal with stuff like teen abortions, but that's me personally.

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    I wish I was pregnant.

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    I wish I had a president.

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    i can arrange that. SCIENCE

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    Hawt.
    Pregnancies is hawt.

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    Serious pregnancy talk is serious.

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    Pregnancy is an excuse to get fat.

    Abort the fat-ass mom, not the kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bec View Post
    i can arrange that. SCIENCE
    Is it true that if she's pregnant and bleeding "down there" that I poked a hole in the baby?

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    Look, I was preggers once. A black man came into my window. He looked at me with those sinful eye's..and..and.

    JESUS DONT REMIND ME OF THE PAIN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CandyTesticles View Post
    Is it true that if she's pregnant and bleeding "down there" that I poked a hole in the baby?
    yes. MURDERER!
    you sicken me

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    Do you want my professional opinion as a pregnancytologist? I've been around teen pregnancies all my life, half of them were my fault. The real cause of all this is penises. Solution? Chop everyone's dick off, even the women... specially the women. I've already started getting people to sign a petition promoting this movement in my local neighborhood. I suggest you all do the same. "Chop off the teen pregnancy tree at the root... the penis root" that's our tagline, it's a work in progress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentish View Post
    Do you want my professional opinion as a pregnancytologist? I've been around teen pregnancies all my life, half of them were my fault. The real cause of all this is penises. Solution? Chop everyone's dick off, even the women... specially the women. I've already started getting people to sign a petition promoting this movement in my local neighborhood. I suggest you all do the same. "Chop off the teen pregnancy tree at the root... the penis root" that's our tagline, it's a work in progress.
    as a scientician i endorse this

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    All I know is that I would still have my PS3 if it weren't for an unplanned pregnancy.
    This makes me so much better than Gyrael.

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    Seriously? The only woman I've ever been attracted to was Miss Nancy Regan. Until I see a 11 year old girl looking like her? Yea, you'll get no Teen Mom's from my seed.

    Drug Free America, A Teen Mom Free America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentish View Post
    Do you want my professional opinion as a pregnancytologist? I've been around teen pregnancies all my life, half of them were my fault. The real cause of all this is penises. Solution? Chop everyone's dick off, even the women... specially the women. I've already started getting people to sign a petition promoting this movement in my local neighborhood. I suggest you all do the same. "Chop off the teen pregnancy tree at the root... the penis root" that's our tagline, it's a work in progress.
    But what about teen pregnancies from vagina sex (like lesbians?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nebones View Post
    I wish I was pregnant.
    Nothing a few Wine Coolers can't fix.

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    Black people have pregnancies.

    FACT!

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    Black people get pregnant, true that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cataract View Post
    Nothing a few Wine Coolers can't fix.
    BARTLES AND JAMES, MOFUCKA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by draycott View Post
    Black people have pregnancies.

    FACT!
    Yeah, but I heard they only get pregnant from Satan (which is the Devil if you're of Jewish descent.) Also, I heard he only comes out if it's raining and it's midnight. So, black pregnancies are pretty rare and common amongst high school students.

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