Danke.
Danke.
Zitrone bitte.
ZITRONE.
"I'm trying to ask that woman the time. I know the time but she's hot so stop...no...no...stop saying Zitrone to her"
I still have little to no idea what a DOTA is.
Penis-enlargement surgery.
I'm not an old PC gamer so I won't everything properly but Defence Of The Ancients is a game (or mod idk) which started it's own type of genre.
DOTA 2 is the sequel. Which is still in Beta?
Longest beta ever.
I think it's supposed to be sort of like League of Legends-ish - one inspired the other or something like that.
They all circle-jerk ripped each other off. The genre is mostly called "MOBA" (Multiplayer Online Battle Arena I think), though some people are all "MEH, THAT NAME IS DUMB, HURRR" so whatever.
DOTA 2 is still technically in beta. You can randomly get an invite, or you can buy access to it. It's technically free to play, but again: you can buy access to it.
I'm in it and have never booted it up.
There's a LOTR one being made. Terrible.
Defense of the Ancients was a Warcraft 3 mod which started the MOBA genre, Dota 2 is made by one of the original developers of Dota with valve(the other dev works on LoL i think).
All I know is it's a fun game.
If anyone is interested i have a code for Crayon Physics Deluxe on steam that you can take off my hands.
Can we draw penises together?
we certainly can, and yes the game is awesome.
Since we can draw penises together I'll take the code for the game.
WE'RE IN THE SAME TOWN OHMYGAWDCONSPIRACY.
Same town? you're probably less than 100 meters from me right now, that's stranger. I sent you it on the facebooks.
I've got 2 dota 2 keys if anyone is interested (probably not).