But that's good, right? I mean who wants hair on their toast.
That just doesn't work, stuff on toast gotta stick or at least stay on reasonably well.
Just super sayin', who the fuck puts fruit on toast?
Jelly is a fruit.
It's a fruit spread. They're different.
I'll spread your fruit.
My dad makes toast with peanut butter and slices of banana, it does stick so i say it counts.
I almost brought that up, but thought it was a bit of a stretch.
When I indulge, I have toast with chunky peanut butter and strawberry jam.
It's the way things ought to be.
Remove the chunks, and then I approve.
Toast is for suckers.
All the cool kids eat toasted bagels with hummus.