Badge Request thread

[PhilKenSebben]

HOORAY! Oh wait...

Mmmmm hmmmm. Pick your weapon:

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or:

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[Sir Legendhead]

I feel sorry for the intended target. All that ejaculate is heading one way.

It's what we internet people refer to as "Godzilla Bukkake".


...well not really but it would be funny if we did.

[PhilKenSebben]

It's what we internet people refer to as "Godzilla Bukkake".


...well not really but it would be funny if we did.

Oh god..... OH MY GOD.... I DID gis it and..... oh my god..... *vomits*

Here (THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYWHERE): Nope. <3 Mxy.

[usedtabe]

I'd still wrassle wit it.

[Tarvu]

No way...

What did they do, toss off a herd of Elephants?

[ZombiePlatypus]

Here (THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYWHERE):

D'awwwww

[usedtabe]

Looks like a good way to ensure pregnancy. TIME TO FAP.

[Sir Legendhead]

Oh god..... OH MY GOD.... I DID gis it and..... oh my god..... *vomits*

Here (THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYWHERE): Nope. <3 Mxy.

Ha! The amazing thing is, technically it's not against the rules to post that...

"- No female nipples, no vags, no buttholes" lololol

[Aaron Mxy Yost]

Ha! The amazing thing is, technically it's not against the rules to post that...

"- No female nipples, no vags, no buttholes" lololol

Probably should read the entire thing again, there's quite a bit more covered beyond those three things.

[usedtabe]

It was milk Mxy I swear it. Tasted it myself just to be sure and it tastes like the milk I've been drinking since I was five.

[Aaron Mxy Yost]

Eww. That puts all sorts of horrible images in my head.

PS: We decided the Recaps crew all get Front Page badges for the Community Blog Highlights of 2012 promoted blog. Huzzah!

PPS: Sorry I haven't gotten to a few things that require a PC yet, this past week I've either been sick or taking care of family that've been sick or injured. Still need to get Communitoid finished, hoping I'll finally be able to get a few hours to work on it in the am.

[smurfee_mcgee]

Haha scammed you fuckers!

Also, I suddenly crave milk.

[Sir Legendhead]

Probably should read the entire thing again, there's quite a bit more covered beyond those three things.

Yeah, sorry 'bout that Mxy. I had actually linked the GIS page for that term before realizing why that was a bad idea...yikes

[PhilKenSebben]

Haha scammed you fuckers!

Also, I suddenly crave milk.

HI FIVE SHIT BIRD! We got 'em!

Also I bet you want gross ass cereal to go with that milk. Freak.

SORRY ABOUT THE JIZZ MXY!

[Panzadolphin56]

Smurfee's a bird?

[PhilKenSebben]

Smurfee's a bird?

1.	Shit bird
	Comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory ('un-sat'). A person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. Also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles. His shirt isn't ever tucked properly, shoes haven't been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like hell in uniform but he's terrible at his duties too, what a SHIT Bird!

My dad used it all the time (Marine)

[PhilKenSebben]

Soooooooo, I know I'm mad with power lately..... but I never got my thread of the day badge....

http://www.destructoid.com/the-daily...--241269.phtml

[Tarvu]

I thought you were just mad, where's the power from?

[Panzadolphin56]

your pants

[Tarvu]

It's certainly the source of a power.