The Destructoid Family

[Mighty Hatman]

if I met Techno in real life I would probably get on his computer and give myself a title under my username.

>_>

If I got onto his PC I would give myself every badge but the grammar nazi one

[zombielifecoach]

Key words being "Try real hard".

As far as being an authoritative figure, you all would be SHOCKED to meet me in real life. I'm actually rather quiet and unassuming.

So was Clark Kent, and Jeffrey Dhamer.

So Techno is either Superman or a cannibal serial killer?


Hmmmmm?

[Zombutler]

"January Stalker"

how about

January Jones Junkie
January Jones Aficionado
Mr. Jones

[Mighty Hatman]

So was Clark Kent, and Jeffrey Dhamer.

So Techno is either Superman or a cannibal serial killer?


Hmmmmm?

I thought he was more of the evil genious

[zombielifecoach]

Maybe Cannibal Serial Killing Super Evil Genius?

[Mighty Hatman]

Maybe Cannibal Serial Killing Super Evil Genius?

yep that's our techno

[Ali D]

How do you think I feel always being the mom? Some of you fuckers are older than me.

You're a very maternal figure to all of us. Mainly because no other woman hang around here anymore apart from JackShadow...

[IcarusKills]

how about

January Jones Junkie
January Jones Aficionado
Mr. Jones

How about January Jones Connoisseur? Makes it sound sophisticated.

[Zombutler]

I love it! Techno, pretty please?

[Zodiac Eclipse]

You're a very maternal figure to all of us. Mainly because no other woman hang around here anymore apart from JackShadow...

Once you've pushed a person out of you things like internet forums seem tame by comparison.

[Serpentish]

Once you've pushed a person out of you things like internet forums seem tame by comparison.

Or vice versa.

[Technophile]

I love it! Techno, pretty please?

I put my own twist on it, but sure.

[Zombutler]

YES! Thanks, forum dad.

Edit: Oh god, OCD kicking in. can you captialize the C?

*runs*

[Zodiac Eclipse]

I put my own twist on it, but sure.

HA! Thanks for mine Techno. Frighteningly accurate.

[blehman]

what is this i don't even

[Technophile]

YES! Thanks, forum dad.

I'm only ever going to accept being called that if I get to bang Zodiac.

Edit: Oh god, OCD kicking in. can you captialize the C?

*runs*

Oh you kids and your neurosis.

HA! Thanks for mine Techno. Frighteningly accurate.

Oh, I know. I kind of hope I never meet you because I get the feeling people will find you hours later standing in the corner, softly muttering to yourself "IhavethemallnowIhavethemallnow" as they notice you are covered in "badges" made of my skin and pinned to you with my bones.


OR MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME WHO THINKS THAT.

[Zodiac Eclipse]

I'm only ever going to accept being called that if I get to bang Zodiac.




Oh, I know. I kind of hope I never meet you because I get the feeling people will find you hours later standing in the corner, softly muttering to yourself "IhavethemallnowIhavethemallnow" as they notice you are covered in "badges" made of my skin and pinned to you with my bones.


OR MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME WHO THINKS THAT.

You're into some crazy shit eh?

[Zombutler]

Heh thanks Techno. MY NEUROSIS KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

[IcarusKills]

Heh thanks Techno. MY NEUROSIS KNOWS NO BOUNDS

Of course there are no bounds, because there's no period at the end of that sentence. Your neurosis doesn't know where to stop because there's no punctuation telling it to.

[Zodiac Eclipse]

Heh thanks Techno. MY NEUROSIS KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

Of course there are no bounds, because there's no period at the end of that sentence. Your neurosis doesn't know where to stop because there's no punctuation telling it to.

Now I'm imagining January and Zooey fighting it out.