The Destructoid Family

[Jesus H Christ]

Krow is the cousin with the scowl who doesn't talk to anyone at Thanksgiving.

[digtastik]

Krow is the cousin with the scowl who doesn't talk to anyone at Thanksgiving.

He talks to the cool people who understand him.

[Serpentish]

Serpentish is the pedophile.

No, that's dig. Now go outside and play ball with the other kids, I need a cigar and some bourbon on the rocks before I go all yippie ki-yay on your mom.

[Jesus H Christ]

He talks to the cool people who understand him.

I suddenly feel so unloved.

[KD_Alpha]

I suddenly feel so unloved.

At least he's not like Grandpa Gatsby. That's probably the most hateful geezer I've ever known, but damn if he isn't respectable.

Bloo is the adopted Mexican who thinks everyone likes him because he's playful, but actually comes off annoying and people only deal with him because they feel sorry for him.

And I'm someone's asshole brother who points out all the negative shit but fails to reflect upon my own flaws (not so conveniently). To make up for this, I do 1 cool thing per person each year.

Edit: TewDee has to be Gatsby's brother, because he hates on just about as much stuff as Gatsby does. Gatsby still smokes his pipe though, so he isn't as bitter as TewDee.

[Enkido]

I'm going with bastard redheaded stepchild that the rest of the family keeps locked in the attic.

[Jon Bloodspray]

We doing ourselves? I'd probably be the member that shows up very hungover if not still drunk, gets a plate of food and hides in a room playing video games or sleeping on a floor until more food is ready.

[Zodiac Eclipse]

First off, why am I everyones dad? That's...weird.

How do you think I feel always being the mom? Some of you fuckers are older than me.

[Enkido]

How do you think I feel always being the mom? Some of you fuckers are older than me.

You were the first to welcome me to Dtoid so I am required to agree.

[digtastik]

How do you think I feel always being the mom? Some of you fuckers are older than me.

but you are a mom. suck it up, sister.

[Gyrael]

I am the catfish man.

[Weaponized]

First off, why am I everyones dad? That's...weird.

I think it's because you try real hard to keep everyone in line, and you're a very authoritative figure.



What does anyone think I am? I'm not sure where to place myself.

[Zombutler]

H4RDC0RP5: maid

[Mighty Hatman]

H4RDC0RP5: maid

Sexy maid?

[Weaponized]

Hell yeah.



I need more Lemon Pledge.

[Technophile]

I think it's because you try real hard to keep everyone in line, and you're a very authoritative figure.

Key words being "Try real hard".

As far as being an authoritative figure, you all would be SHOCKED to meet me in real life. I'm actually rather quiet and unassuming.

[Mighty Hatman]

Key words being "Try real hard".

As far as being an authoritative figure, you all would be SHOCKED to meet me in real life. I'm actually rather quiet and unassuming.

I want to meet you in real life

[Weaponized]

As do I. I'd buy you a drink or something.

[Zombutler]

if I met Techno in real life I would probably get on his computer and give myself a title under my username.

>_>

[Weaponized]

"January Stalker"