I would like to offer to be in the middle of said jerk.
I'm that flustered family IT guy that can only shake his head and sigh because his family seems to have just discovered the Internet and does not know how to use a search function.
I want to be the cougar. end of story.
I'm prolly the kid who has a learning disability that hangs out in his room all da--
Wait, that's me in real life.
I'm Patrick Bateman.
Watch out Dig.
I figure I'm the guy down the street who stares at your lawn, scowling.
I'm not gonna say what I am because that's the kind of thing that someone else should decide.
MK is the uncle who nobody likes who periodically shows up and makes everyone feel akward and filled with rage.
I'LL BE JANUARY JONES' HUSBAND BECAUSE JANUARY JONES' HUSBAND IS A PART OF ANY NORMAL FAMILY OK? OK
That's our Zombutler!
*insert canned laugh track*
I want ZLC to be my brother.
Techno to be my uncle lol. ( I breaks the mould)