The Destructoid Family

[Jay Hitcher]

Now we just need a drummer, then we can bring the band back together and save the orphanage.

[Ali D]

Now we just need a drummer,.....

/ahem

Oh wait, you'll probably want a good drummer. My mistake...

[Buddha]

I scare all of the groupies towards Bloodspray.

[Jon Bloodspray]

Oh man, I almost want to call up some old band members I've had and show them that. To a fuckin' T sir.

[Nihil]

I'll be moving out to live with my soul mate and become a taxidermist. If you don't hear from me again, it's because I hate you.

G-off can have my bed.

[Ali D]

If I'm gonna be the drummer, I want to be Russell

[IcarusKills]

I can play keyboard / piano if you want to go that route.

[Anonymouse]

ZLC, where am I?

[MkShiranui]

ZLC, where am I?

I don't know, but the sofa is mine.

[zombielifecoach]

ZLC, where am I?

Edited list above. You be thar.

[Jon Bloodspray]

zlc, you should also be considered the family historian or some shit.

[zombielifecoach]

zlc, you should also be considered the family historian or some shit.

I can't believe your still up! I envision you slumped over your computer. Bleary-eyed, and scruffy. Clad in only a worn Journey Reunion T-shirt. Surrounded by crushed Red Bull and PBR cans, full ashtrays, water stained(from the bathroom floor) porn mags and various new and antiquated tech items.

[Jon Bloodspray]

How is it you know me so well?

Yeah though, I only slept about 4 hours tops. Got up and watched a documentary on stupidity, and am now watching Ong Bak:The Thai Warrior. I haven't decided if I want to play games or just watch kung fu movies all day.

Edit: Also, I have a picture that relates to what you just said. I'll have to dig through my old myspace shit, back in a minute.

[MkShiranui]

Hey, I'm a hardware person, and the band needs tech support.

Or at least someone who can deal with 100 cables at once.

[Jon Bloodspray]

Start planning the intervention. Not that it will help, but go ahead and start planning.

[Anonymouse]

That's surprisingly accurate. I am the one of the youngest here and I am an idiot-savant.

[Poopface Morty]

Damn, I gots responsibilities. I'm like Swayze in Outsiders. Just not dead in real life.

[Buddha]

The band parties like there's no tomorrow.

[Zodiac Eclipse]

Damn, I gots responsibilities. I'm like Swayze in Outsiders. Just not dead in real life.

I really wish I had time to put this in the spoof thread. There have already been some gems this morning.

[zombielifecoach]

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