Sunny-side Down


















Take any phrase/object and put "The" in front of it.
The Dining Room Table.
DEAR GOD.


















I figured that out when all of those retarded band names were coming out like The Shins, The Killers etc.
Aww, you killed the thread now usedtabe, by technically posting every possible name for an indie band in one fell swoop.








Little Johnny Emo and the Menstruating Elephants
Ass Vandalizer
Thundercunt
Fisto McGee vs. the Corrupto-meter
Obamalqaeda
Boom Thrustworthy
I'm better at metal names, probably
Turnstyle Zeroes








Tugamuffin and the Monkey Men
Airplane Strangler
Two Ton Toenail
Grizzly Cat
Snail Biter
Bullet Lullaby
Insert Independent Musical Band Name Here
Also, I'm bringin' back the Pen Cap Explosion?! one last time! Suck on that people who may or may not enjoy the act of drawing succulently upon extra-bodily objects!








Suction Biters of the Danish Apocalypse








The Eldridge Abomination
Obviously this would be more goth metal than indie rock. I really like it though.![]()
Indie bands love upper class or nautical terminology (Beach House, YACHT, etc.) so you have your choice, really:
Courtesy Of Wikipedia, using only the letter "A" and with the liberal addition of a "The":
The Absolute Bearing
The Amidships
The Anchor Home
The Anchor Sentinel
Anti-Rolling Tanks
Arc Of Visibility
The Archboard
The Aye Aye (or maybe The Aye Aye Aye?)
The Azimuth Circle
etc.
Uncle Fucklestein and the Foreskins.
Casual Awkward Conversation
Look, Mom, I'm Sad
Prozac Warriors
This Band Used To Be Cool
The Legend Of Meh
Hibbity Skibbity Bop
Frenchmaster Flux
and my favorite...the name of my indie rap group...
the afronauts.
The Portrugese Water Dogs
Leave It To Bieber
The Rockpaper Scissors