So, I got the idea of having a massive thread of fun new status effects as walkyourpath and I were writing up this new post. No, I ain't pimping. I just wanted to have a good place to see everyone else's status effect ideas, and this seemed to be the best place! So let's get kicking.
No rules, just give your status effect a name and tell us what it does.
Here's one from the post to get things started. I don't want to copy pasta the whole post over here. Because blah.
Puberty: This status has a random chance of affecting younger party members and causes a variety of negative effects. As the affected party member's voice cracks, spells that rely on vocal recitation have a 50% chance of failing. The affected party member may randomly become enamored with party members or enemies of the opposite sex, causing them not to attack. A character with "puberty" may also randomly acquire the "fapping" status, which stops all battle actions until item "nude portrait of Carrot Top" is used. If two party members of the opposite sex are afflicted with "puberty" simultaneously, both have a random chance to get the "experimentation" status, causing them to disappear from battle for no more than two minutes. They will then acquire the "embarrassment" status, causing them to fight in different rows of the formation for five turns.
So, let's rock it, friends!