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[Gyrael]

I'll admit I did write fanfiction. And I haaaate it when you find shit like old stories that you wrote when you were younger and thought you were a legit writer and your stories were really cool. It's so embarassing and awkward gasggasdgsda.

Post that shit, man.

[ScanCase]

I never wrote fanfic but I did write some really shitty screenplays over on Scriptbuddy.com.

The first one was called "Immortal" and was a bad spin on the Vampire mytho's, and the second was a comedy/tarantino-esque ensemble movie based in a theatre called "One Bullet More." I can't believe my account is still active.

[Phallus Knife Fight]

Also, my dramatic reading of Nick Poodoo, Action Scientist - Chapter 2.

HAY, KPAX CAN I USE YOUR READING IN A VIDEO--OOPS TOO LATE.

[Kpax]

lololo, of COURSE you can, Phallus Knife Fight. Any time. :3

[Poisontree]

The world needs a Nick Poodoo movie. It would involve some original plot but with characters this rich I'm sure it would just spring to life fully formed like Athena.

[Electric_Goldfish]

Prunetang - Oh man, I laughed so hard. I will find a way to use this word in conversation. Oh yes I will.

I also wrote fan fic a long time ago, but I was way, way past the 'ok to write fic' age at the time. Someone reminded me it was still on Geocities. I can't wait for Geocities to burn and to take my shitty fic with it. I can't even remember what it was about now, but knowing me, probably super heroes. I am properly ashamed, I assure you.

[ThyHorrorCosmic]

And pokemon/sonic crossovers, apparently.


OH GOD, I WAS CHRIS-CHAN.

Nah, I'm pretty sure it was just porn.

[Gyrael]

Lil' Anthony was the best part.

[mo0man]

Ashley should totally start going out with her friend Anthony, then the whole world will explode into insanity from the weird incestuous subtext of Anthony having sex with a girl with the same name as his sister and Ashley having sex with a guy with the same name as her brother.

Ah, and the d2 site I used to frequent died, it used to be called TDL, or the dark library.

[Zombutler]

Ashley should totally start going out with her friend Anthony, then the whole world will explode into insanity from the weird incestuous subtext of Anthony having sex with a girl with the same name as his sister and Ashley having sex with a guy with the same name as her brother.

Ah, and the d2 site I used to frequent died, it used to be called TDL, or the dark library.

...

[Lokyar]

[Dead Movie Star]

Here's a fan fiction I wrote right now.

ONE FATTY ONE CHOICE, by Dead Movie Star
Starring: Anthony Reverend and Ash

Ash looked down at the slob of herself. Her small tshirt no longer fit over hre shoulder. "What am i?" She said, in the mirror, to herself. "Just a fat slob out of the government, fired. I wish they didn;t fire me at the gov't, I could do so much work there and I was happy."
Ash sighed. The air perspired white from her warm breath of self hate.
"It's cold," She said.

On the couch, she laid. And laid. Staring at the blank screen she saw her reflection. The tv was off. "This sucks asshole!" She said. She layed there for 15 minutes. But then a knock.

*knocknocknock*

"Who is it?" she Said.
"It is your old... friends."
They did sound familiar, she though.
She heaved herself from the couch and went to the door. Her finger tips touched the brass nob.

TWO MINUTES LATER

The apartment building was in ruins, on fire. Ash on her stomach turned to Josh on her side. "What the fucksicle was that?"
"Just the beginning," Josh said.

MEANWHILE
Anthony Reverend was at his computer, looking at ytmnds. Davis came it. "Hey, Anthony,"she said,"watcha playin'?"
"Nothing, Davis" Said anthony, smirking, "Or should I say Davis, president of the Confederates?" [Line stolen from "Civil War" on the History Channel ]
"Ha ha ha"said davis, though it was not the first time she heard this joke.
"Now, on to buisness" Davis said, dropping her scarf to reveal the naked boddy of Halle Berry. [In this story Davis is played by Halle Berry]
"Now that is what I call good eats" said Anthony [Line stolen from Alton Brown ]

BACK TO ASH

Ash was driving a car faster than a car was thought to go, with only her destination on her mind.

END OF CHAPTER ONE

[beowuuf]

Yeah, I like the podcasts too! They must continue!

Two cool topics might be Left 4 dead stories - the anti-griefing thing in Ash's own words might be fun - and perhaps explaining exactly what parts of Doctor Who's production and storytelling influence HAWP.


I luckily never let my real teenage fan-fiction hit the net (no access to net back then) but there was a fan-fiction generator recently that generated really crap topics for fun. I saw it as a challenge to take ten hooks listed by people using it, and create some deliberately terrible fan faction from it.

This is it.

These were the hooks.

[ReverendAnthony]

That video is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[ReverendAnthony]

DMS's fanfic is also the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[GamingGoddess]

HAY, KPAX CAN I USE YOUR READING IN A VIDEO--OOPS TOO LATE.

I don't understand how you can do all of this so fast, it's like you must have a whole studio of obedient little Phallus Knife Fights squirreled away somewhere creating this stuff 24-7. I want to know how you cloned yourself.

I lol'd a lot during this episode, it was great that both Burches were kind of half amused, and half genuinely horrified.

[Gyrael]

Here's a fan fiction I wrote right now.

ONE FATTY ONE CHOICE, by Dead Movie Star
Starring: Anthony Reverend and Ash

Ash looked down at the slob of herself. Her small tshirt no longer fit over hre shoulder. "What am i?" She said, in the mirror, to herself. "Just a fat slob out of the government, fired. I wish they didn;t fire me at the gov't, I could do so much work there and I was happy."
Ash sighed. The air perspired white from her warm breath of self hate.
"It's cold," She said.

On the couch, she laid. And laid. Staring at the blank screen she saw her reflection. The tv was off. "This sucks asshole!" She said. She layed there for 15 minutes. But then a knock.

*knocknocknock*

"Who is it?" she Said.
"It is your old... friends."
They did sound familiar, she though.
She heaved herself from the couch and went to the door. Her finger tips touched the brass nob.

TWO MINUTES LATER

The apartment building was in ruins, on fire. Ash on her stomach turned to Josh on her side. "What the fucksicle was that?"
"Just the beginning," Josh said.

MEANWHILE
Anthony Reverend was at his computer, looking at ytmnds. Davis came it. "Hey, Anthony,"she said,"watcha playin'?"
"Nothing, Davis" Said anthony, smirking, "Or should I say Davis, president of the Confederates?" [Line stolen from "Civil War" on the History Channel ]
"Ha ha ha"said davis, though it was not the first time she heard this joke.
"Now, on to buisness" Davis said, dropping her scarf to reveal the naked boddy of Halle Berry. [In this story Davis is played by Halle Berry]
"Now that is what I call good eats" said Anthony [Line stolen from Alton Brown ]

BACK TO ASH

Ash was driving a car faster than a car was thought to go, with only her destination on her mind.

END OF CHAPTER ONE

Five out of five dead movie stars.

You should make a game out of this, also.

[Phallus Knife Fight]

I don't understand how you can do all of this so fast, it's like you must have a whole studio of obedient little Phallus Knife Fights squirreled away somewhere creating this stuff 24-7. I want to know how you cloned yourself.

We are Phallus Knife Fight, we are legion.


Dead Movie Star, make it into a flowery visual novel.

[froboman]

I has animootin' skillz!
Favorite episode yet. Please continue.
Excuse the horribleness of it all. I am far too lazy to do it well.

[thetimbrown]

Speaking of dramatic readings of Half-Life fanfiction, Full Life Consequences, yo.

Emphasis is placed on all spelling and grammatical errors for maximum hilarity.