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[Phallus Knife Fight]

All I ever posted on the internet at 13 was really bad fan art.

-NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

[mo0man]

Also, thank fucking god I'm younger than you and 8 years ago puts me beyond the threshold of acceptability.

[welovekah]

Also written when I was thirteen.
http://yiffstar.com/?pid=2587
However, unlike Anthrony Burch the half-life fanboy, I took a much, much different direction in my adolescent daydreams. Also cocks.

[Aerox]

All I ever posted on the internet at 13 was really bad fan art.

-NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

Except now instead of really bad it's really AWESOME.

[DanzNewz]

[ThyHorrorCosmic]

haha wow..that is scary

[ThyHorrorCosmic]

All I ever posted on the internet at 13 was really bad fan art.

-NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

The only thing 13 year old's cared about on the Internets was porno.

[Phallus Knife Fight]

The only thing 13 year old's cared about on the Internets was porno.

And pokemon/sonic crossovers, apparently.


OH GOD, I WAS CHRIS-CHAN.

[InfraredChimera]

I sadly admit that I wrote fan-fiction and passed it off as homework when I was in 7th grade (which was around 1992-1993) and it was a english writing composition class (or something like that). So no it wasn't ever on the internet and it was about Flashback: The Quest for Identity and what happened before the game started.

[Bango Skank]

Dude. BEST HAWP YET. Oh my God, I lol'd so hard the entire time.

Way back when I used to read fanfiction, I mostly only read Harry Potter fanfics because I wasn't familiar with most of the other narratives that fanfictions were based on (until I eventually got around to playing FF7 and FF10). Anyway, so I generally only read lemon fanfictions because they were the only ones that could hold my interest for any length of time. One day I came up with what I believed at the time was the PERFECT premise upon which to write my own Hermione/Ginny lemon slash fanfiction. When I began to type it up, I got about halfway through the first paragraph when I realized "DEAR GOD I AM A GIGANTIC NERD." I actually ellipsed out of the sentence that I had been writing at the time, typed out "DEAR GOD I AM A GIGANTIC NERD," and then saved it and closed MS Word. Then I think I tried to lay a pillow on my face and suffocate myself.

Surprised it went this far in the thread without it, but here's your obligatory "DO AN INTRO THREAD, DAMMIT!"

http://www.destructoid.com/forum/showthread.php?t=204

Edit: Also, I never wrote fanfic, but saw Phantom Menace about 8 times in it's first release run in theaters and can tell you that "Poodoo" is an expletive that Sebulba makes when he wrecks his pod racer.

[Kpax]

K, will do.

Also, my dramatic reading of Nick Poodoo, Action Scientist - Chapter 2.

[Dead Movie Star]

I found Raimi, but I can't find Ash's stories!

What will I fap to now?!?!?!?

[Corican]

Also written when I was thirteen.
http://yiffstar.com/?pid=2587
However, unlike Anthrony Burch the half-life fanboy, I took a much, much different direction in my adolescent daydreams. Also cocks.

YOU WERE THIRTEEN WHEN YOU WROTE THIS?



MY EYESSS!!!!!!

[PenKaizen]

Btw Anthony, Sebulba from the podrace in episode 1 is the one that says "Poodu!"

[Phallus Knife Fight]

I found Raimi, but I can't find Ash's stories!

What will I fap to now?!?!?!?

BAM. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/115833/Evie_The_Semi_Great
Angry comments are the best.

Why were you guys so obsessed with masturbation? Jesus.

[PenKaizen]

I have never written fan fiction btw.

[Lokyar]

I never did fan fiction, but I was obsessed with 'designing' games. The most extensive one I did was basically Megaman with wizards. You went through themed levels and faced off against a themed wizard, and took their spell. I even designed an item(shield, mace, whip) that you'd wield while that spell was 'equipped' similar to Megaman's colored armor. I had levels mapped out across several pages per stage in my notebook and full illustrations of all the wizards and items. I found my notebooks and drawings a few years ago. Similar feelings of 'what the hell was I thinking?', but given the age I did them at it wasnt too bad.

Since you mentioned online roleplaying will be a topic in the next one:
Im one of the people that knew what you were referring to right away. I used to be heavily into a few forum roleplay sites, the longest running of which was Zoids/REVO. Aximus Lokar of Team Dreadnought, pilot of the Diloforce Grey Render(anyone that badmouths the Diloforce will feel my wrath!). I'm not exactly the greatest writer, there are several instances where even now I felt I did some good work there. And some side-banter I did with my 'secret identity' as a zoids judge laid the foundation for some pretty cool papers in a college english class years later.

So dont be too ashamed of your past work. No matter how bad it was, it's part of the process in improving.

[ATXTheKiller]

I'll admit I did write fanfiction. And I haaaate it when you find shit like old stories that you wrote when you were younger and thought you were a legit writer and your stories were really cool. It's so embarassing and awkward gasggasdgsda.

[welovekah]

YOU WERE THIRTEEN WHEN YOU WROTE THIS?



MY EYESSS!!!!!!

Yes.

[Rabspat]

Oh my god, I cannot believe I'm posting this. Read at your own risk.

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=24195

In my defense, I wrote this when I was twelve. Although, considering that my birthday is on January 30th, I was almost thirteen. Good thing I stopped and never returned to fan fiction again. Either way, this story is concentrated shit. The plot is shit, the characters are shit, the spelling and grammar are shit. On one hand, I think it's laughable; on the other, I think it's cringe worthy.