"Super Street Fighter IV"

[ZombiePlatypus]

So what you're saying is The Warriors is better?


I'm your genie in a bottle, baby...

[Hector Garfria]

Sure, let's pretend the warriors game has the depth this one does, where every fucking character in AR could literally have their own action adventure game with how rich their movesets are.

[KD_Alpha]

So I can't buy Anarchy Reigns for another 3 days because I didn't pre-order it.

Has this always been the case at Gamestop?

I could go to GameCrazy or Game Over, but those are pretty far from me and I don't want the game THAT bad.

[KD_Alpha]

SRK's NBA Thread reads:
Official NBA 2012-2013 Thread - Purple & Gold Tears


*ahem*


WHOO! HOLDAT SHIT, SON! LAKERS GOT RAPED IN THE 3RD QUARTER, YA MUTHAFUCKAH!

*ahem*

The Rockets are 21 - 14, which puts them at the 6th seed. Lakers in 11th spot with 15 - 19. Mike D'Antoni defense letting us put up 125. James Harden had 31 on 19 shots. Kobe, 20 points on 22 shots. You tell me who was better.

[Hector Garfria]

The 5 time NBA Champion, Kobe Bean Bryant, was better that night.

[Solgrim]

When the game is a beat'em brawler, I don't understand the want to hold each other hands and do each other's braids and shit.

Like Char said, co-op has been such a staple of beat 'em ups that it's been odd seeing them without co-op since the PS2 and The Bouncer. Beat 'em ups have always been the close cousin of fighting games. It's not that hard to understand.

Though in the case of God Hand/AR, it's like you said. The game systems are so much more dense than most brawlers. God Hand and AR get a pass in my book for not having co-op. I mean, God Hand can be argued to be the best brawler ever, and it does that with zero multiplayer. Meanwhile, AR actually pulls off large scale competitive MP.

With that being said, I feel that The Warriors is still the pinnacle of the genre. It's the best co-op BEU I've ever player, the best movie-game, and Rockstar's best game to date. I'd advise playing it on the original Xbox. That way you can play it in HD. It sadly doesn't have BC on the 360.

So I can't buy Anarchy Reigns for another 3 days because I didn't pre-order it.

Has this always been the case at Gamestop?

I could go to GameCrazy or Game Over, but those are pretty far from me and I don't want the game THAT bad.

I just walked into my GS and they sold it to me with no pre-order. That shit sucks.

[Hector Garfria]

I'm not drinking your warriors cum juice of gay.

Sorry.

Here's the biggest problem right off the bat when trying to say anything other than Anarchy Reigns being the #1 brawler of all time. Every other game before it except god hand has had to adhere to some story bullshit. AR has no story, it's literally all game, all the time. Co-op was fine and dandy when games couldn't give you the real shit, but it's 2013. Get with the times, most of you Warriors apologists here are in your late 20's you ain't that old yet.

I am not looking to have a cinematic experience with a brawler, I am looking to cave people's faces in and activiate 7 different Rape-Modes to win.



Platinum Games doesn't give a shit about your little games of duck duck goose.


Hideki Kamiya is a real nigga, and I have godfather'd him into the pantheon of supafriends.



Luke Plunkett was the poor soul who thinks defaming a company because they don't like what he likes is okay, http://www.kotaku.com.au/2013/01/the...and-pc-gaming/


Puttin' the heat on faggotass Kotaku editors. This is why I want him to baptize my future kids.

[Solgrim]

I am not looking to have a cinematic experience with a brawler, I am looking to cave people's faces in and activiate 7 different Rape-Modes to win.

Here's where you show your ignorance. Minus the rape joke, this is exactly why The Warriors is amazing. It's brutally violent. Caving peoples faces in in The Warriors is much more impactful violence thanks to the fact that it isn't anime as shit like AR. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad AR is what it is, but to call The Warriors anything but the most violent brawler released is wrong.

[Hector Garfria]

Again, I am not looking for flashy bullshit like extra shader effects of blood or close ups of polygons touching each other to simulate maiming. AR is a game's game. the campaign mode is the player fighting people in-between missions of fighting bigger people. The MP can have up to 16 people, and a random event happens every game. poison gas shows, a giant decepticon starts wrecking shit, a kraken comes up, a giant airliner crashes into the map, carpet bombing from fighter jets, mutants start running wild, the lights go out and the top 5 players are illuminated giving them the biggest targets on their backs. Drones with guns come out the woodwork killing indiscriminately. Sports cars with mounted Gatling guns, giant trunks with steamroller-drills attached in the front. The Microwave death ray from Vanquish shows up. All these things ensure the game will never play the same way twice. Even in the deathball gametype items get carpet bombed in to fuck everyone's shit up.

This is on top of the fact everyone here is forgetting, every character in this game has a moveset that rivals Bayonetta's in her main game. Every character in this game is super fleshed out, I doubt your warriors/whatever beat'em you grew up playing so it gets retarded amounts of praise can say the same thing here.


In fact the last brawler that got this close was Urban Reign from the guys who make Tekken. But most people here ignored that game too, showing your bias to western developers who have never really reached the mountain top in this genre.

[Solgrim]

Who are you arguing with? And what about?

I swear this is how your brain works:

"With that being said, I feel that The Warriors is still the pinnacle of the genre."

Bloo: "YO, WHAT THE FUCK? THAT CAN'T BE! ANARCY REIGNS EXISTS. TIME TO TEAR THIS F****T A NEW ASS HOLE"

"It's the best co-op BEU I've ever player"

Bloo: "Wow, he's played AR and says this? He must be gay."

"the best movie-game"

Bloo: "OH SHIT I JUST WON THIS ARGUMENT! He just invalidated his whole argument by calling it this 'movie-game' thing. Only gay n****s like 'cinematic' shit. This game can't be rape fuck kill shit if it's that!"

"I'd advise playing it on the original Xbox."

Bloo: "HAHA OLD ASS N***A TALKIN BOUT AN ORIGINAL XBOX, I'M YOUNG AND ONLY PLAY ON CURRENT 8 YEAR OLD CONSOLES."

*Bloo then sees how I censor my offensive words*

Bloo: "THIS CUM DRINKING N***A AIN'T A REAL HOMIE GOIN AROUND CENSORING SHIT LIKE A F****T! Argument won!"

[Hector Garfria]

Here's the divide, right here.

I want videogames to go down the natural path of keeping it videogamy as fuck, and excel in things only videogames can like user sumbitted input for user influenced out put, You seem to enjoy videogames that whimper in fear of other mediums such as film and novels, and wish for them to emulate those.

I am okay being Magneto in this case if you're okay being a paralyzed bald guy with trust issues.

[KD_Alpha]

What.

The fuck.

So now everything that happened after Bloo's post yesterday got deleted?

That's pretty weak. Will 746 work now, though?

[Hector Garfria]

THERE IS NO 746

WHAT WITCHERY IS THIS

[KD_Alpha]

You must've had a part in this because Cataract's gif of thatniggaClutch owning a Lakers fan was too real.


Too real.

[KD_Alpha]

For Great Justice.

Edit: Peep the score too, we were beating you guys so hard Clutch had to attack some fans he was so hype.

[Hector Garfria]

Okay, so is my internet connection tied to dtoid's? Cause I had to call comcast and they sent me a stronger signal, now shit is gravy again.


I think I have evolved to an entire forum

[Cataract]

I was just about to repost that gif, too. How's everybody doing in here? Still free?

[usedtabe]

Says the dude who wouldn't play me at OhioNARP. Don't think I bought that "it ain't working I ain't scurred of you Usedtabe" shit for a moment son.

[Hector Garfria]

Cataract is the definition of talking big then headbutting away when shit gets real.

[Cataract]

Not my fault your jank ass Playskool internet connection or Conor's jank ass Playskool internet connection wasn't connecting. Y'all know my headbutt game is as real as it gets. Too real. Like IMAX real.