Geraldo Beedog Fan Thread

[Geraldo Beedog]

How could we have been so foolish?

Ah, the young poster seeks my attention. Unfortunately, there are but four things in this world worthy of Geraldo Beedog's attention:

1. JOURNALISM
2. His family
3. His loyal readers
4. Bacon*
*pup-peroni if there is no bacon

[Krow]

Ah, the young poster seeks my attention. Unfortunately, there are but four things in this world worthy of Geraldo Beedog's attention:

1. JOURNALISM
2. His family
3. His loyal readers
4. Bacon*
*pup-peroni if there is no bacon

What of the Patton?



Apologies for the lack of bacon.

[Topher Cantler]

What of the Patton?

Pretty sure the Beedogs consider Patton part of the family. They have pictures of him on the wall next to Grandma Beedog and everything.

[Mrs Beedog]

Pretty sure the Beedogs consider Patton part of the family. They have pictures of him on the wall next to Grandma Beedog and everything.

Geraldo make very happy to embrace spirit of the Patton. When we are married, he is saying to me 「Maiku Patton official Beedog」so it is become spiritual brother of husband.

[Aiya]

JOURNALISM

[gatorsax2010]

*looks at badges*

Mr. Beedog, I am truly honored.

[Phantomile]

I am very proud to be the proud owner of the Beedog Seal of Approval Badge.

It awakens in me powers of JOURNALISM that I never knew I had.

[Buddha]

Mr. Beedog, I am humbled as to proudly wear your badge of approval.

[Cataract]

Now it just means we have to live up to it.

I intend on starting a Beedog Training Camp for all those who have a badge. Attendance is mandatory, and costs 50 cashmoneydollars.

[GamesAreArt]

I come here to post in your thread. Why? Becouse I am honored to wear this Mustached badge. Thank you for bestowing this honor on me. I shall wear it proudly.

Also, I feed my puppy pup-peroni

Edit: Now if only I knew how I got it....

[Geraldo Beedog]

Ah, my people. I am pleased to see you are enjoying the badges I have issued. It is not an easy badge to get! Wear them proudly.

[Jesus H Christ]

I am realizing drawing of children moving to papa thread should be.

Your wonderful children have tought me two things I did not know.

1) There was a point in your life where you apprently did not wear a mustache. It had been my understanding that you were born with one.

2) You play the guitar. Do you give lessons?

Also, I was wondering, do you prefer to go by Señor Beedog, or Beedog-san?

[digtastik]

Ah, my people. I am pleased to see you are enjoying the badges I have issued. It is not an easy badge to get! Wear them proudly.

Yo Dawg, You should post an intro thread about JOURNALISM and bacon and stuff.

[Zodiac Eclipse]

Mr. Beedog, please enjoy an offering of meaty steak.

[Anonymouse]

You are awesome. Have this ultimate bacon sandwich.



ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JoZo]

M-my first badge, here have some more steak.

[Jay Hitcher]

I humbly offer a sum of bacon sauce.

[Captain Highwind]

Ah, my people. I am pleased to see you are enjoying the badges I have issued. It is not an easy badge to get! Wear them proudly.

*Kneels*

Hai...Beedog-Sama!

*Snorts up manly tears* T_T

[Geraldo Beedog]

Your wonderful children have tought me two things I did not know.

1) There was a point in your life where you apprently did not wear a mustache. It had been my understanding that you were born with one.

The JOURNALISM mustache, much like badges, must be earned. I was awarded the prestigious mustache after liveblogging many wars, just as the soldiers earned their medals of honor. When relaxing at home after a hard day's JOURNALISM, I sometimes remove my mustache in the interest of "straight chillin" as one might remove a necktie. The children depict their Papa this way because they most often see me at home, while I am "cold kickin' it."

2) You play the guitar. Do you give lessons?

Also, I was wondering, do you prefer to go by Señor Beedog, or Beedog-san?

Due to my small beedog stature, I am not quite large enough to play a guitar. Circumventing my physical limitations, I rock out on a ukulele.

Also, Señor if you please.

Fine readers, lovers of JOURNALISM; I appreciate your kind offerings. The badge cannot be obtained this way, however.

[Krow]

I awake to a shiny Beedog seal of approval, my life is now complete.

I will walk the Earth and spread the way of the Beedog to all who will listen.