*looks at badges*
Mr. Beedog, I am truly honored.
I don't need a title I AM Disneyworld.
I am very proud to be the proud owner of the Beedog Seal of Approval Badge.
It awakens in me powers of JOURNALISM that I never knew I had.
Mr. Beedog, I am humbled as to proudly wear your badge of approval.
Now it just means we have to live up to it.
I intend on starting a Beedog Training Camp for all those who have a badge. Attendance is mandatory, and costs 50 cashmoneydollars.
I come here to post in your thread. Why? Becouse I am honored to wear this Mustached badge. Thank you for bestowing this honor on me. I shall wear it proudly.
Also, I feed my puppy pup-peroni
Edit: Now if only I knew how I got it....
Ah, my people. I am pleased to see you are enjoying the badges I have issued. It is not an easy badge to get! Wear them proudly.
1) There was a point in your life where you apprently did not wear a mustache. It had been my understanding that you were born with one.
2) You play the guitar. Do you give lessons?
Also, I was wondering, do you prefer to go by Seņor Beedog, or Beedog-san?
Mr. Beedog, please enjoy an offering of meaty steak.
You are awesome. Have this ultimate bacon sandwich.
M-my first badge, here have some more steak.
I humbly offer a sum of bacon sauce.
Also, Seņor if you please.
Fine readers, lovers of JOURNALISM; I appreciate your kind offerings. The badge cannot be obtained this way, however.
I awake to a shiny Beedog seal of approval, my life is now complete.
I will walk the Earth and spread the way of the Beedog to all who will listen.