Good Sex

[digtastik]

Got my first piece of the new year. It was good.

[The Amazing Shenazin]

I'm both a virgin and have never had a girlfriend

pathetic isn't it?

oh well, I'm only 20, perhaps there's still hope for me

[Sexualchocolate]

I'm both a virgin and have never had a girlfriend

pathetic isn't it?

oh well, I'm only 20, perhaps there's still hope for me

Sheeeeeeet, now you done made me feel bad.

From 14-15 my one mission in life was to get my dick wet before i was 16 (legal age here in the UK) and succeeded a few days before my 16th birthday. Win.

Not to make you feel worse or anything.

in fact, a buddy of mine, lovely guy, weed dealer/grower, was a virgin till 28, where he started banging a smack head - not a great move, but at least he got his rocks off!

Safe to say she's the only chick he's ever got into, and after giving her the smack or me talk he hasn't seen her again.

Bloody smack heads.

Good luck buddy, it's a whole lot of fun.

[digtastik]

I'm both a virgin and have never had a girlfriend

pathetic isn't it?

oh well, I'm only 20, perhaps there's still hope for me

How does this even happen in Georgia?

[low tech]

How does this even happen in Georgia?

It's more likely than you think. :O


I can safely say that the last few pages have been fun reading. Especially the cokeheads.

[digtastik]

It's more likely than you think. :O


I can safely say that the last few pages have been fun reading. Especially the cokeheads.

Where the fuck are all you Georgia boys located anyway? Here in Atlanta, the female to male ratio was something like 5:1. If you couldn't get laid in this city, you either 1) weren't trying or 2) weren't giving fat girls a chance. Seriously. Also, from what I've heard tell you bumpkins have plenty of cousins in the surrounding areas of the state.

[Sexualchocolate]

Where the fuck are all you Georgia boys located anyway? Here in Atlanta, the female to male ratio was something like 5:1. If you couldn't get laid in this city, you either 1) weren't trying or 2) weren't giving fat girls a chance. Seriously. Also, from what I've heard tell you bumpkins have plenty of cousins in the surrounding areas of the state.

It's such a cliche, but it's so true - the fat girls really appreciate it.

Virgins will need a few chicks to practice on, so don't go waiting for "the right girl" because chances are when she comes along you'll be al awkward and "new" to the game.

Practice on fat chicks, even ugly chicks, learn how to win at Sex, then go impress the hotties!

[Phantomile]

Birth controls pills are the single greatest thing mankind has ever invented.

[digtastik]

I hate that bulkmailer tore down the bad advice.

*Edit*
also, birth control pills make some women wackier than normal. Fact.

[Jesus H Christ]

also, being pregnant makes some women wackier than normal. Fact.

Yeah.

[digtastik]

Yeah.

That is also true yes. You also can't knock up a preggo chick while she's preggo either. I find the only win win method of birth control is swallowing.

[Phantomile]

also, birth control pills make some women wackier than normal. Fact.

Yeah, this is true. My girlfriend went nuts on the first ones they put her on, but these current ones seem to be working quite well.

[Dalerax]

That is also true yes. You also can't knock up a preggo chick while she's preggo either. I find the only win win method of birth control is swallowing.

TRUTH. This man knows his shit.

[The Amazing Shenazin]

Where the fuck are all you Georgia boys located anyway? Here in Atlanta, the female to male ratio was something like 5:1. If you couldn't get laid in this city, you either 1) weren't trying or 2) weren't giving fat girls a chance. Seriously. Also, from what I've heard tell you bumpkins have plenty of cousins in the surrounding areas of the state.

I live in a small town near the coastal area, not a whole lot of hot girls located here

perhaps I shall move to to this Atlanta you speak of

[digtastik]

I live in a small town near the coastal area, not a whole lot of hot girls located here

perhaps I shall move to to this Atlanta you speak of

Don't be so damned picky. You are your own worst enemy. Just make sure she's got a decent head.

[The Amazing Shenazin]

Don't be so damned picky. You are your own worst enemy. Just make sure she's got a decent head.

hey now, I don't mind if she's curvy (in fact, I kinda prefer that) provided she's not a whale

[Jesus H Christ]

Go to bars.

Have no shame.

Wear a condom.

[digtastik]

Worst advice in Destructoid history?

I think so.

Please explain

[Phantomile]

Please explain

While I'm pretty much the opposite of Gatsby, I'll give my say:
Being picky is a good thing. Being desperate for sex is being your own worst enemy.

The best advice to someone who can't get a girlfriend is to stop searching for one. Just go out more, and they'll come to you.
At least, that's always worked for me.

[Buddha]

Exactly what Phantomile said.

If you go out looking for anything with a hole to fuck, you will regret it later.

If someone legitimately wants a relationship, then stop looking for one. It will come to you and you have to make the best out of it.