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Thread: Good Sex

  1. #1881
    bbrigg's Avatar
    8,950 posts since Jul 2007

    I have no desire to put my dick in a butt. Is that wrong?

  2. #1882
    Nah. It can be fun sometimes but for me personally it was whatever after the taboo wore off. But that may have more to do with being able to get anal anytime I want.


    Quote Originally Posted by djnealb View Post
    She's already said no to that. Apparently she tried it once with one of her exes and she didn't like it.
    She didn't like it with him. Could be completely different with you, let her know that. Judging current partners on past sexual relationships is dumb IMO.

  3. #1883
    I had a guy eat out my butt once. It was pretty good, but I probably wouldn't force it on people on a whim. I'd clean it up some.

    That is my contribution.

  4. #1884

  5. #1885
    I mean.... just the logistics of it are making my head spin.

  6. #1886
    sandybob cheekspants?

    or

    cheeksbob sandypants?

  7. #1887
    djnealb's Avatar
    5,949 posts since Aug 2009

    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    Though I was showing only mild disappointment when she said it, that is exactly what happened in my head the moment she told me.

  8. #1888
    Analoge's Avatar
    852 posts since May 2009

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Legendhead View Post
    This might sound kinda sexist, but I can tell when a TS gave me a blowjob because they throw up afterwards.
    What's a TS?

  9. #1889

    22,144 posts since Oct 2009
    Quote Originally Posted by Analoge View Post
    What's a TS?
    Terrible Sassing. It's a thing I just made up.

  10. #1890
    Analoge's Avatar
    852 posts since May 2009

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Legendhead View Post
    Terrible Sassing. It's a thing I just made up.
    Really?

  11. #1891

    22,144 posts since Oct 2009
    Quote Originally Posted by Analoge View Post
    Really?
    ...yes?

  12. #1892
    Just told Grunchkin I was gonna learn how to do a dick tuck so I can fart on it before putting it under her nose while she slept. Good sex just became Great sex, nawmsayin?

  13. #1893
    like your dick needs to smell even worse!

  14. #1894
    It only smells like that because I put it in you. <3
    Last edited by usedtabe; 02-19-2013 at 07:12 AM.

  15. #1895
    Grunch.

    YOU MISSED A PRIME OPPORTUNITY FOR A DICK TUCK DRAG QUEEN JOKE. YOU SHAME ME.

  16. #1896
    Analoge's Avatar
    852 posts since May 2009

    I'm coming to terms with the fact that I don't like drag queens. No, I don't dislike drag queens, I dislike being in the same room as drag queens. I feel like, to the eyes of some people, the only difference between me and them is a feather boa.

  17. #1897
    Quote Originally Posted by Changston View Post
    Grunch.

    YOU MISSED A PRIME OPPORTUNITY FOR A DICK TUCK DRAG QUEEN JOKE. YOU SHAME ME.



  18. #1898
    My housemate has now become obssessed with drag queens and watches that show all the time and quotes it all the time, with accompanying high pitch squeals. Which is irritating.

  19. #1899
    i haven't been keep up with the this season of drag race, but i tend to like the old school and weird, but not too weird drag queens.

  20. #1900
    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,535 posts since Mar 2007

    Quote Originally Posted by Changston View Post
    I had a guy eat out my butt once. It was pretty good, but I probably wouldn't force it on people on a whim. I'd clean it up some.

    That is my contribution.
    I eat ass as much as pussy.

    I'm a gentleman, and a saint!

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