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    I have no desire to put my dick in a butt. Is that wrong?

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    Nah. It can be fun sometimes but for me personally it was whatever after the taboo wore off. But that may have more to do with being able to get anal anytime I want.


    Quote Originally Posted by djnealb View Post
    She's already said no to that. Apparently she tried it once with one of her exes and she didn't like it.
    She didn't like it with him. Could be completely different with you, let her know that. Judging current partners on past sexual relationships is dumb IMO.

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    I had a guy eat out my butt once. It was pretty good, but I probably wouldn't force it on people on a whim. I'd clean it up some.

    That is my contribution.

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    I mean.... just the logistics of it are making my head spin.

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    sandybob cheekspants?

    or

    cheeksbob sandypants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    Though I was showing only mild disappointment when she said it, that is exactly what happened in my head the moment she told me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Legendhead View Post
    This might sound kinda sexist, but I can tell when a TS gave me a blowjob because they throw up afterwards.
    What's a TS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Analoge View Post
    What's a TS?
    Terrible Sassing. It's a thing I just made up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Legendhead View Post
    Terrible Sassing. It's a thing I just made up.
    Really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Analoge View Post
    Really?
    ...yes?

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    Just told Grunchkin I was gonna learn how to do a dick tuck so I can fart on it before putting it under her nose while she slept. Good sex just became Great sex, nawmsayin?

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    like your dick needs to smell even worse!

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    It only smells like that because I put it in you. <3
    Last edited by usedtabe; 02-19-2013 at 07:12 AM.

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    Grunch.

    YOU MISSED A PRIME OPPORTUNITY FOR A DICK TUCK DRAG QUEEN JOKE. YOU SHAME ME.

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    I'm coming to terms with the fact that I don't like drag queens. No, I don't dislike drag queens, I dislike being in the same room as drag queens. I feel like, to the eyes of some people, the only difference between me and them is a feather boa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Changston View Post
    Grunch.

    YOU MISSED A PRIME OPPORTUNITY FOR A DICK TUCK DRAG QUEEN JOKE. YOU SHAME ME.



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    My housemate has now become obssessed with drag queens and watches that show all the time and quotes it all the time, with accompanying high pitch squeals. Which is irritating.

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    i haven't been keep up with the this season of drag race, but i tend to like the old school and weird, but not too weird drag queens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Changston View Post
    I had a guy eat out my butt once. It was pretty good, but I probably wouldn't force it on people on a whim. I'd clean it up some.

    That is my contribution.
    I eat ass as much as pussy.

    I'm a gentleman, and a saint!

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