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  1. #1861
    I've had the jump start happen to me because of that...sexy times.

  2. #1862
    I went over to my dude's place and the roommate on his floor is out of town for the weekend. So we ended up having loud vulgar sex and god it was good to just scream.

  3. #1863
    Quote Originally Posted by usedtabe View Post
    I love when I bang on so hard she puts her hands on me to push me out a little because I'm trying to break that wall down inside her but she says it hurts. So I go harder. Even when I let her ride I still drive deeper from below and she get's flustered.

    Then she gets all emotional and super sensitive to touch anywhere on her body when we're done because I touched her special spot and tried to kill it.






















    Spoiler!
    you're a horrible person...just thought you should know

  4. #1864
    Analoge's Avatar
    852 posts since May 2009

    Quote Originally Posted by usedtabe View Post
    I love when I bang on so hard she puts her hands on me to push me out a little because I'm trying to break that wall down inside her but she says it hurts. So I go harder. Even when I let her ride I still drive deeper from below and she get's flustered.

    Then she gets all emotional and super sensitive to touch anywhere on her body when we're done because I touched her special spot and tried to kill it.






















    Spoiler!

  5. #1865
    I'm only down the road if you need me, Bec (I think)

  6. #1866
    djnealb's Avatar
    5,949 posts since Aug 2009

    Quote Originally Posted by bbrigg View Post
    Yea, this soulless ginger has no idea what's in store for her vagina.
    I was drinking from my water bottle at work when I read this. Damn near drowned while sitting at my desk.

    Sadly, I haven't gotten any in a little while. The missus had an infection last week and this week is Aunt Flo. I really just want to ask her for a BJ, but I'd feel bad since I can't reciprocate. The lack of sex has put me in a pretty foul mood for several days now, and she's noticed. I keep telling her that I'm fine, though, because I know she's probably feeling the same way. I just don't want her to think it's her fault. I mean, it is, but it's stuff that she can't really control.

  7. #1867
    Just ask dude. She may just like giving you relief. You never know.

  8. #1868
    Quote Originally Posted by djnealb View Post
    I really just want to ask her for a BJ, but I'd feel bad since I can't reciprocate.
    Time to fly bro.

  9. #1869
    Or that. Just watch the tongue strokes or you'll be tasting pennies.

  10. #1870
    But prove you can brave the storm and your efforts will be rewarded.

  11. #1871
    Blood on two blades better than blood on none.

  12. #1872
    i cum so fast when i'm about to start my period

  13. #1873
    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,535 posts since Mar 2007

    Quote Originally Posted by djnealb View Post
    and this week is Aunt Flo.
    This is no excuse. Women are far more horny when they are on their periods.

  14. #1874
    Analoge's Avatar
    852 posts since May 2009

    This conversation is lol.

  15. #1875
    djnealb's Avatar
    5,949 posts since Aug 2009

    Quote Originally Posted by Analoge View Post
    This conversation is lol.
    Agreed. I kinda regret starting it now, though.

  16. 02-15-2013, 11:44 AM

  17. #1876
    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    This is no excuse. Women are far more horny when they are on their periods.

  18. #1877
    djnealb's Avatar
    5,949 posts since Aug 2009

    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    This is no excuse. Women are far more horny when they are on their periods.
    Oh, I know. But there was overlap from the infection last week to the period this week. Those few days where they overlapped were hell for her, and, therefore, me as well.

  19. #1878
    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,535 posts since Mar 2007

    Yeah, that sounds like a pretty bad combo.

    Still, anal.

  20. #1879
    djnealb's Avatar
    5,949 posts since Aug 2009

    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    Yeah, that sounds like a pretty bad combo.

    Still, anal.
    She's already said no to that. Apparently she tried it once with one of her exes and she didn't like it.

  21. #1880
    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,535 posts since Mar 2007

    Quote Originally Posted by djnealb View Post
    She's already said no to that. Apparently she tried it once with one of her exes and she didn't like it.

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