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    I've come (no pun intended) quite close to an orgasm and messing my pants all over while awake, an not fondling myself at all. Just the thoughts alone. The dirty, dirty thoughts, of which I'd probably be ashamed if I was a normal person.

    I think I was probably for a few weeks on "celibacy" too (no sexy times, not even the self-inflicted type).


    Also, in honor of digtastik:

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Virgin Queen View Post
    I've woken up masturbating before, but I don't think I've ever experienced having an orgasm from a dream alone. That must've been one hell of a dream!
    I've not woken up doing anything physical, least not that I'm aware of but this has happened a few times now, just sadly not very close to each other. It's just better than anything I've had in real life, solo or with someone and it overcomes your body and the wave rides are so long too. It begins in the the dream and your mind goes crazy, then you wake up and the exact feeling is rushing through you for quite a lengthy time.

    Wtf brain/body?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Virgin Queen View Post
    I've woken up masturbating before
    Well... I'm impressed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GlowBear View Post
    Has anyone, mainly girls ever experienced waking up to find yourself orgasming in reality, from a sex dream and it being the most intense amazing orgasm ever?

    Cos it's...no words. Well moans yeah.
    a couple of times.

    i've almost climaxed in a dream, but then spoiled it by waking up and never finished...damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ali D View Post
    Can you confirm that the sexy times alleviated your blocked sinuses? Because I've got a cold coming on and I want to see if I can convince one of my co-workers to have sex with me so I don't have to take any time off.
    It did not, but I did sleep well. Of course, to be fair, I do have a sinus infection.

    This morning I chewed her off in less than 60secs(while one kid was having breakfast and another was in the shower) and I got a return while I was brushing my teeth. Also, still illin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digtastik View Post
    It did not, but I did sleep well. Of course, to be fair, I do have a sinus infection.

    This morning I chewed her off in less than 60secs(while one kid was having breakfast and another was in the shower) and I got a return while I was brushing my teeth. Also, still illin'.
    *internet high-five*

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    Quote Originally Posted by digtastik View Post
    This morning I chewed her off in less than 60secs(while one kid was having breakfast and another was in the shower) and I got a return while I was brushing my teeth. Also, still illin'.
    That is some fucking pro-level shit right there sir!

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    Diggyboy, would you kindly accept me as an apprentice, oh Great Master of Woman-Pleasing Art?

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    my parent's sent some boxes of my stuff from maui and they had my old h.s. cheer uniform. i wore it friday night for fun...usedtabe saw me in it...now i have to burn it...

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    will do good sir! and i'll make sure to send pictures as proof


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    Secret Santa gift ideas for next year...

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    Has science gone too far?

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    I must re-post that device in the DO WANT thread.......lol

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    What is this sorcery called sex and how do i avoid catching it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strazdas View Post
    What is this sorcery called sex and how do i avoid catching it?
    Avoid??

    Does not compute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strazdas View Post
    What is this sorcery called sex and how do i avoid catching it?
    Sounds like you've already figured it out.

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    If you're already on the internet....you're beyond help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digtastik View Post
    Sounds like you've already figured it out.
    BOOM!

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