Good Sex

[Artful-dodgeR]

im quite tall, 178cm barefoot. plus i had heels on, so I cracked the 6 foot mark and was pretty much a gigantor

My wife is 179, she knows your pain.

[Ali D]

Well, it's not like there aren't venues where you can publish your erotic literature elsewhere. Think here it's a frank exchange about sex in general but it's not like we're posting blow-by-blow (pun intended) account of getting laid last night.

Also, as one of your fascistic overlords, I demand flashy but meaningless medals for my uniform.

[GlowBear]

You want a dildo badge don't you?

[Ali D]

Well.... I mean if there's one going....

[GlowBear]

I'm all out, have a clock in the meantime

[bbrigg]

but it's not like we're posting blow-by-blow (pun intended) account of getting laid last night.

Challenge accepted.

Now, for the hard part. Finding a willing participant.

[Panzadolphin56]

Pretty sure a drunk epileptic duck could churn out a more erotic piece of literature than 50 Shades of Shit.

Pretty much.

[bbrigg]

My pork tunnel was quivering like Michael J Fox trying to secure a twist tie in anticipation of his stink drill. He looked deep into my eyes and said without speaking, "Bitch, imma stab your tuna tomb so hard. Then, if you're lucky imma plunge this dingaling in your sewage chute."

[TurboKill]

My pork tunnel was quivering like Michael J Fox trying to secure a twist tie in anticipation of his stink drill. He looked deep into my eyes and said without speaking, "Bitch, imma stab your tuna tomb so hard. Then, if you're lucky imma plunge this dingaling in your sewage chute."

Coulda sworn I was wearing pants before I read this.

[Nihil]

might be heading over okc girl's house today for a little bow wow chica chica.





nah we'll prolly just smoke up >.>

[Ali D]

Either way, good result.

[Nihil]

I suppose. I don't have much of a problem trying to keep a conversation going, unless my brain just isn't on that day. But I don't have a single romantic bone in my body.

My motivation in talking to girls/women never comes down to "ima hit dat", otherwise I would be resorting to retarded oneliners and brazen come-ons, which I don't, because I've been done with actively trying that hard. The last two times I got any kind of action was when I had to be hit over the head by their fuckin libido, since I just assume I'm the least attractive guy in the room in that situation. It'd be fair to say that rejection has played a big part in that.

That, and I'm just a mopey fuck in general. I just don't have it in me to make the first move anymore - which I know I should, in those semi-awkward pauses between conversations, because it's worked for me before (unless of course they weren't into me). But I don't know what to say anymore and have it NOT come off as desperate. It's been too long since I've given a shit about it.

[Bec]

had sex with pub quiz guy, YAY! Finally! and it was fuuuuuuuun! He pulled my hair and pinned my arms down and bit my neck and scratched my back and did all the things I like! (I asked for these things first, but he was quick to run with them, and continued to suprise me with them). except for the hair pulling thing. he did taht on his own. never had that done beofre. i liked it!

ah everything makes sense now. if he loses interest its ok, we got sex out of it! if he gains interested, bonus round! SEX SEX SEX with mega hot guy who im insanely attracted to. ah so happy.

[Mr. Gobbldigook]

AW YEAH BONIN!

[grunchk1n]

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinally!

[Artful-dodgeR]

Congrats Bec, good to hear you finally got him and​ he was a good root to boot!

[Mr. Gobbldigook]

At least she didn't have to resurrect the bad sex thread.

[GlowBear]

There's a bad sex thread?

[Bec]

omg YES that queen picture is exactly how i was feeling as I was strutting to work this morning haha.

[Edd Strid]

omg YES that queen picture is exactly how i was feeling as I was strutting to work this morning haha.

I hope you meant the band he's from and not his sexual preference.