Good Sex

[Tarvu]

Hmm, if I got a sex change I wonder if I could have sex with Matt Berry.

[GlowBear]

You might not need the change.

[Tarvu]

;_;

[GlowBear]

As in he'd take you as you are.

[Tarvu]

;__;

[GlowBear]

Oh go cry on yo dildos!

[GlowBear]

Not sure what part of them you're strangling...

[Panzadolphin56]

Ooo matron!

[Tarvu]

Hahaha double hander.

[Panzadolphin56]

I guess that's what Furrys mean when they call someone 'bullish'...

[GlowBear]

They call each other cute a lot and love hairy pudgy bellies.

[Scroll]

She made a joke about how we might bump into each other in Germany next week. Also told me Cologne is the gay capital of Germany. Now I know why gaymers go there for gaymescom.

Took me a while to notice that.

[Artful-dodgeR]

They call each other cute a lot and love hairy pudgy bellies.

Hairy bellies? Called cute? My missus must think I'm a damn furry -_-

[GlowBear]

Awww

[The Virgin Queen]

I said nothing. Nothing might come from this, but I need to probably make sure it doesn't though despite everything she's very cute and spoke about things that we both agreed on, found funny ect. But that's how it begun with my ex. Yeah I have a little trouble trusting anyone is genuine right now as it blew up big time last time I did.

Anyway - She came round to sign the contract and we were chatting for ages and um kept catching her staring at me and kept catching myself stuttering like a fool. My housemate asked if she needed help with her bags to the station, then she ask me instead of him, to walk her there, which I did and we had that weird, lingering 'smiling saying nothing' moment as she stood over the threshold of the train.

I broke the silence with a joke and said bye, then walked off thinking "oh my lord I'm fucked".

Anyway she moves in in September. I doubt anything will come of it <_<

You're going to spend the whole year posting here about how close you two are coming to shagging, but how wrong it'd be if you did. Then you'll shag and we'll be all "GLOWBEAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~" but you'll be super happy and we'll be all "D'awwwwwlright then, just don't go getting hurt now mmkay?" and we'll all sit here keeping our fingers crossed for you.

The End.

[GlowBear]

:O No you're wrrrrooooonnnngggg!!
How much will we bet then? *spits in palm*

[Panzadolphin56]

Ewww, hygiene woman.

I'm with Queenie though, you don gonna get some Glowbo, just keep at it!

No pun intended.

[GlowBear]

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[Mighty Hatman]

Ewww, hygiene woman.

Hah, context.

[Panzadolphin56]

She is getting over a bad break up too. Was telling me how she's trying to go through stages of positivity and winked at me, saying I should do the same. The winking gah.

But you guys know I like to be pessimistic because I'M ALWAYS RIGHT....about being so.

Anyway appreciate the kind words, may we all...get some or more than some depending on our quantity preferences

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But being confident and positive does help you know.