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    You don't want my sister's titties bro. They're all pale and they hang down to her knees.

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    Nice! Soccer balls!

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    Man, speaking of soccer. Sometimes I like to fuck blonde bitches and make them talk to me like I'm a Brazilian.

    I'll be all like, damn girl, you so hot. And she'll be all like, PELE KICK ME A FIELD GOAL

    Blonde women don't actually know soccer, btw

    Moral of the story is, I make bitches call me Pelé, for he is the greatest


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    I don't think I would mistake you for him.... you are far to white... no offense.
    he would probably call you Mucho Blanco (my nickname to the spanish speaking customers that come into my work).

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    she want's to hang out again soon... so that's a good sign. Might have to move this to the good sex thread soon. :P

    Also leggy... stop deleting posts before I can read them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Gobbldigook View Post
    she want's to hang out again soon... so that's a good sign. Might have to move this to the good sex thread soon. :P

    Also leggy... stop deleting posts before I can read them.
    Haha, you didn't miss anything. It was just drunken bullshit.

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    went to see her again last night. I was in a very good mood today to say the least.

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    The wife and I adopted a dog this past Saturday!



    We named him Dante and he's a Norwitch terrier mix.

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    Awesome, dude.

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    New Dante's fur is supposed to be black.

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    ^^ she has a point.

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    My Dante is the best Dante.

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    He's cute!

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    Scruffy dogs are best dogs, but didn't the he already have a name before you adopted him?

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    Slaves had their own names too before they were "adopted". Didn't mean much back then either.

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    The humane societies had already named our dogs and we let the names stay. Shep and Lita.

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    Yeah, the shelter named him Diego, but the wife and I didn't really care for that one. We were discussing names and I offered up Dante more as a joke, but she actually liked it and I wasn't going to pass up the opportunity.

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    What's wrong with Diego?

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    No one wants Dora's shitty tag-along.

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    There was nothing particularly wrong with it, we just didn't like it.

    Quote Originally Posted by usedtabe View Post
    No one wants Dora's shitty tag-along.
    Also this.

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