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Thread: Expressing Joy

  1. #9481

    22,178 posts since Oct 2009
    You don't want my sister's titties bro. They're all pale and they hang down to her knees.

  2. #9482
    Nice! Soccer balls!

  3. #9483

    22,178 posts since Oct 2009
    Man, speaking of soccer. Sometimes I like to fuck blonde bitches and make them talk to me like I'm a Brazilian.

    I'll be all like, damn girl, you so hot. And she'll be all like, PELE KICK ME A FIELD GOAL

    Blonde women don't actually know soccer, btw

    Moral of the story is, I make bitches call me Pelé, for he is the greatest


  4. #9484
    I don't think I would mistake you for him.... you are far to white... no offense.
    he would probably call you Mucho Blanco (my nickname to the spanish speaking customers that come into my work).

  5. 12-07-2012, 01:29 AM

  6. #9485
    she want's to hang out again soon... so that's a good sign. Might have to move this to the good sex thread soon. :P

    Also leggy... stop deleting posts before I can read them.

  7. #9486

    22,178 posts since Oct 2009
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Gobbldigook View Post
    she want's to hang out again soon... so that's a good sign. Might have to move this to the good sex thread soon. :P

    Also leggy... stop deleting posts before I can read them.
    Haha, you didn't miss anything. It was just drunken bullshit.

  8. #9487
    went to see her again last night. I was in a very good mood today to say the least.

  9. #9488
    djnealb's Avatar
    5,952 posts since Aug 2009

    The wife and I adopted a dog this past Saturday!



    We named him Dante and he's a Norwitch terrier mix.

  10. #9489

  11. #9490
    New Dante's fur is supposed to be black.

  12. #9491
    ^^ she has a point.

  13. #9492
    djnealb's Avatar
    5,952 posts since Aug 2009

    My Dante is the best Dante.

  14. #9493
    Mix's Avatar
    5,632 posts since Nov 2006

    He's cute!

  15. #9494
    noobspoon's Avatar
    863 posts since Oct 2012

    Scruffy dogs are best dogs, but didn't the he already have a name before you adopted him?

  16. #9495
    Slaves had their own names too before they were "adopted". Didn't mean much back then either.

  17. #9496
    The humane societies had already named our dogs and we let the names stay. Shep and Lita.

  18. #9497
    djnealb's Avatar
    5,952 posts since Aug 2009

    Yeah, the shelter named him Diego, but the wife and I didn't really care for that one. We were discussing names and I offered up Dante more as a joke, but she actually liked it and I wasn't going to pass up the opportunity.

  19. #9498

  20. #9499
    No one wants Dora's shitty tag-along.

  21. #9500
    djnealb's Avatar
    5,952 posts since Aug 2009

    There was nothing particularly wrong with it, we just didn't like it.

    Quote Originally Posted by usedtabe View Post
    No one wants Dora's shitty tag-along.
    Also this.

  22. 12-12-2012, 07:59 AM

  23. 12-12-2012, 04:43 PM
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    i have no idea why i keep posting personal info on this site

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