No, Noobspoon did. And I just posted it. Why do you love ZP so much?
No, Noobspoon did. And I just posted it. Why do you love ZP so much?
No, I know Noobspoon did that one, I thought ZP had suggested or done one aswell. Hence me asking.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY HIM?
I only found the Noob one because I posted the framed version and could check my post history knowing it wouldn't have been too hard to find. When ZP sees this he will surely respond and maybe marry you.
Gay marriage? Oh dear, what would the Vicar think.
Also, you know you'd probably notice these things a whole lot more if you didn't spend so much time dicking yourself in the ear.
I wanna get gay married
I just don't understand why you care
Why is it such a bad thing
For two men to exchange rings
But it's OK for them to cut your hair
I wanna get gay married
but you say God hates -I'M A MASSIVE DOUCHEBAG-I'M A MASSIVE DOUCHEBAG-I'M A MASSIVE DOUCHEBAG-I'M A MASSIVE DOUCHEBAG and we should all beware
You're such a fucking hypocrite
And you can't seem to admit
If I go to hell, I'm sure I'll see you there
Gay married
Gay married
I wanna get
Gay married
Gay married
I wanna get gay married
and it's no one's business but my own
I'd tell you to suck my dick
but it would probably make you sick
cause you're such a fucking homophobe
I wanna get gay married
Yeah married in Westboro Baptist Church
You tell all those Fred Phelps fucks
That I hate their fucking guts
They can take their picket signs and shove 'em up their ass
Gay married
Gay married
I wanna get
Gay married
Gay married
We wanna get gay married
And on the day we can finally say "I do"
We'll raise our middle fingers in the air
Our middle fingers in the air
Tell all of the theocrats "fuck you!"
Gay married
Gay married
I wanna get
Gay married
Gay married
-Phoebe Cates, Attractive Eighties Women
Ain't nothing wrong with any of that.
I'm afraid I have to remove that link, but I would like to say on behalf of myself and everyone who googles "phoebe-cates.wet.gif": Thank you Phil. Thank you very, very much.

























I've spent more time masturbating to Fast Times at Ridgemont High than I have any other non-porn movie ever.
Also, I'm definitely down with that SS badge, but my "perfect" don't mean shit around these parts, as I have no real power. (Just ask Bloo.)


















Everybody wanted some of that Cates. She was the Wynona Ryder of the 80s.

























Only a sympathiser? Psht. Go Heil or go home.
It's hard not to be in this day and age, what with the way nazis look at you with those sad eyes just begging for sympathy.
In my mind I've got an image of a Precious Moments figurine dressed up in an SS uniform, and now I want that to be a real thing so much.


















Let's do a kickstarter. Wholly funded by Stormfront within minutes I imagine.
Well those white bastards would be able to afford it. They probably own land.


















FUKKEN SAVED