I'd say an active forum member for at least 5 years.
True, it has been on a steady decline since Randy took power, and started secretly assassinating forum members who cross him.
JUST KIDDING! It's not a secret.
Flamoctapus is Jesus!? Dude I read your book you have like ninja powers, we believe in you! Take down Andy!
If he was Jesus, wouldn't he have like a million post count?? I think ZP is closer to Jesus than anybody on Earth.
The fact you're picking off members in far-off locations from the US certainly has me worried. Checking every shadow.
I think Tarvu's the werewolf and we should hang him.
Oh wait, wrong game.
Read his (Gyrael's) last interactions on the forums. It may shed some light.
Also, Mxy, we've all decided that an "oldfag" badge needs to happen, and that I am to be it's first recipient.