Mass Affection (Mass Effect Series)

[Stevil]

Also, Stevie doesn't have to endure the RBG debate because he's blind.

Lucky fucker.

[GlowBear]

It's fucking sickening, to be honest. For every one mind that honestly wants to see the bigger picture, there are several hundred voices drowning him out.

Yeah I've seen this too. I don't even know why people are arsey about other people talking about a game they played.

[Fandango]

For Glowbo, who I am falling a little bit in love with:

Also because it's my fav Stevie Wonder song.

[Sir Legendhead]

Yeah I've seen this too. I don't even know why people are arsey about other people talking about a game they played.

Well...you know. People sometimes become stupid when discussing characters they genuinely care for. Stories too, even.

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[Sir Legendhead]

I also got the super secret ending on the first playthrough of everything.

So nyeah.

[GlowBear]

BUT REVAN IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER AND I DON'T EVEN WANNA LOOK AT YOU IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE.

[Stevil]

We all know that Carth was the real hero.

[GlowBear]

Nah brah, nah don't even go thar...T3-M4 was the hero all along.

[Sir Legendhead]

BUT REVAN IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER AND I DON'T EVEN WANNA LOOK AT YOU IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE.

My Revan was a glorious dark lord from the beginning, my dear.

If only George Lucas could tell the tale of He Who Wielded Not His Own Lightsaber, Yet Had Two Women In Bikinis Do It For Him.

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Seriously though. That amused the absolute shit out of me. Cast Confusion to make everyone else fight themselves, then send the girls in...

[ZombiePlatypus]

We all know that Carth was the real hero.

I was soooo douchey to Carth. Makes sense that it carried over to Kaidan in ME.

[Stevil]

It's kinda funny playing KotOR again and realising that he basically telegraphs the entire plot twist in every conversation, but because I used to zone out at him (because I was the friggin' hero!) I completely missed how he was supernaturally on the money with each development.

[Tarvu]

It's a shame he can't die in it.

[Sir Legendhead]

STEVIL. IT IS TECHNICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE "THE HERO" IN KOTOR.

YOU ARE THE VILLAIN BY DEFAULT. IT IS THE NATURE OF THE GAME.

ALSO, ALL CAPS MEANS I HAVE A LARGER THAN NORMAL PENIS

[Stevil]

Yeah, but you don't have to use him.

You can just leave him on the Ebon Hawk. Forever.

[Sir Legendhead]

8===D

[Stevil]

YOU ARE THE VILLAIN BY DEFAULT. IT IS THE NATURE OF THE GAME.

Revan redeems himself. He starts off as a good guy, has a dodgy couple of years, then saves everyone.

[Tarvu]

STEVIL. IT IS TECHNICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE "THE HERO" IN KOTOR.

YOU ARE THE VILLAIN BY DEFAULT. IT IS THE NATURE OF THE GAME.

ALSO, ALL CAPS MEANS I HAVE A LARGER THAN NORMAL PENIS

It's funny because it is impossibru not to be the hero in Mass Effect. Because inferior game.

[Sir Legendhead]

Revan redeems himself. He starts off as a good guy, has a dodgy couple of years, then saves everyone.

You played it wrong. My Revan was so god damn evil he made Darth Vader shit himself and cry.

[Tarvu]

I agree with Leggy though, KOTOR as a bad guy is too good not to do every time.

[Stevil]

Mine was an arrogant flirt who basically nagged Bastila for sex.

Good times.