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    The Man Sticks It To Banj... No Lube

    So, it turns out I must have upset someone somewhere because the Christmas rota has been set in stone and I'm working Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Years Eve and New Years Day.


    This is the equivolent of recieving a Christmas Card off someone you hate only to discover the envelope is full of broken glass and AIDS.



    Has anyone else had their yuletide log pissed upon by The Man?

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    Do you work for Scrooge?

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    I'm only sixteen, but I'm stuck working Christmas day, cleaning up other people's shit at a hotel.

    I'm also an avatarless cunt who needs to go write an intro post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwark-Kupo
    Do you work for Scrooge?

    Provide intel and evidence for Humberside Police, but yeah I'd feeling pretty Bob Cratchett at the moment.




    Quote Originally Posted by Krow
    I'm only sixteen, but I'm stuck working Christmas day, cleaning up other people's shit at a hotel.

    I'm also an avatarless cunt who needs to go write an intro post.

    It fucking sucks doesn't it?

    Also, as much as I appreciate your honesty and your language... make a fucking intro, cunt.

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    nope. epic x-mas/weekend combos are win.

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    No words can describe how glad I am to not be you right now.

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    I was working on Christmas eve last year.

    It wasn't that bad. Double salary at least.

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    Well brother, that just completely blows. Do you get extra pay? Any sort of compensation? What reasoning were you given for that scheduling?

    As the man, I'll tell you that a part of our business is required to operate 24-7-365 which in turn requires us to hang on to a skeleton crew through all holidays. We do strive to spread the load out amongst the shift guys that handle that work though, unless there is someone who really just wants to work it. If there are ample resources in your department to split the work up and they haven't and aren't offering any comp, then you've definitely pissed in someone's pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digtastik
    Well brother, that just completely blows. Do you get extra pay? Any sort of compensation? What reasoning were you given for that scheduling?


    I'm on a four man team that provides 24/7 coverage for the police. I work an 8 day rotating shift pattern of 4 on / 4 off 12hr days. Our shifts haven't been adjusted for Christmas and that's just how mine have landed.

    I'll get paid double time for any of the Bank Holidays (25th and 1st) but other than that it's just "tough shit handsome, you're it". At least the fact that my job is an 'on demand' position means I'll probably be able to just sit around doing fuck all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banj
    Quote Originally Posted by digtastik
    Well brother, that just completely blows. Do you get extra pay? Any sort of compensation? What reasoning were you given for that scheduling?


    I'm on a four man team that provides 24/7 coverage for the police. I work an 8 day rotating shift pattern of 4 on / 4 off 12hr days. Our shifts haven't been adjusted for Christmas and that's just how mine have landed.

    I'll get paid double time for any of the Bank Holidays (25th and 1st) but other than that it's just "tough shit handsome, you're it". At least the fact that my job is an 'on demand' position means I'll probably be able to just sit around doing fuck all.
    *Mournful violin*

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    awww I'm sorry Banj...if you want I can give you a hug? =3 lol

    Other than that I should be getting those days off. Because I work for the US. lol ^^;;;; how unfortunate...

    *hugz* <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    awww I'm sorry Banj...if you want I can give you a blowjob and a sandwich?



    ...sold. USA! USA! USA!

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    See this is why I love working from home. As long as my work gets in by the dead line I set my own lovely hours. Such as, I've been off for the past two weeks :-D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banj
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    awww I'm sorry Banj...if you want I can give you a blowjob and a sandwich?



    ...sold. USA! USA! USA!
    I hope you like pain sweetheart because I like to bite <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    Quote Originally Posted by Banj
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    awww I'm sorry Banj...if you want I can give you a blowjob and a sandwich?



    ...sold. USA! USA! USA!
    I hope you like pain sweetheart because I like to bite <3
    Oooo a biter, count me in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentish
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    Quote Originally Posted by Banj
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    awww I'm sorry Banj...if you want I can give you a blowjob and a sandwich?



    ...sold. USA! USA! USA!
    I hope you like pain sweetheart because I like to bite <3
    Oooo a biter, count me in.


    I'm first stooge. You know the deal, you get my cast-offs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentish
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    Quote Originally Posted by Banj
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    awww I'm sorry Banj...if you want I can give you a blowjob and a sandwich?



    ...sold. USA! USA! USA!
    I hope you like pain sweetheart because I like to bite <3
    Oooo a biter, count me in.
    I don't know if Banj wants to share....and I don't think he wants a threesome with another guy......*chuckles*

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentish
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    Quote Originally Posted by Banj
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    awww I'm sorry Banj...if you want I can give you a blowjob and a sandwich?



    ...sold. USA! USA! USA!
    I hope you like pain sweetheart because I like to bite <3
    Oooo a biter, count me in.
    I don't know if Banj wants to share....and I don't think he wants a threesome with another guy......*chuckles*
    he's totally down for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banj
    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentish
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    Quote Originally Posted by Banj
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    awww I'm sorry Banj...if you want I can give you a blowjob and a sandwich?



    ...sold. USA! USA! USA!
    I hope you like pain sweetheart because I like to bite <3
    Oooo a biter, count me in.


    I'm first stooge. You know the deal, you get my cast-offs.
    Can I at least get the bigger half of the sandwich?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    Quote Originally Posted by digtastik
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentish
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    Quote Originally Posted by Banj
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberryCream
    awww I'm sorry Banj...if you want I can give you a blowjob and a sandwich?



    ...sold. USA! USA! USA!
    I hope you like pain sweetheart because I like to bite <3
    Oooo a biter, count me in.
    I don't know if Banj wants to share....and I don't think he wants a threesome with another guy......*chuckles*
    he's totally down for that.
    Sounds like a plan!
    Na na na naaaaa na na naaa na naaaaaa


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