Fuck yo tables.
Turbo-Kill. People always get this wrong. You have to make sure that you pronounce it as Kill not kill. I can hear the difference! Turbo is fine too.
And I dunno, I kind of like DigTittyTastic.
I just used to get digitastik or digi all the time. I never thought digtastik was a mouthful, but that's just because I'm not that flexible.
I'd say it Te-zer-iah. I remember being told how to pronounce another Brazilian surname. It can be difficult for us ignorant whiteys.