I probably won't frequent the forums as much as I do the main pages, but I'll introduce myself because rules is rules. Pay no attention to the one post already under my belt.
My name isn't Carl Castello, but it has more vowels than my real name, so it's automatically cooler. I'm eighteen, unemployed, and recently dropped out of my college program for Graphic Design. I'm a web design junkie, and have been told I'm an elitist in that field.
I consider myself a retro gamer, but admittedly there are more than a few classics I have never played. I don't plan to either. My current weapons of choice are my beloved Sega Saturn, Playstation 2 and both Nintendo DS/GBA.
That pretty much wraps things up, bash away.
Afterthought: My favourite game is Shadow of the Colossus, especially since the day I got the Queen's sword. And judging by my spelling choices, I'm Canadian.