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My mate won £190 on Chelsea winning the Europa Cup. He had won £90 on Arsenal vs Wigan the day before with the correct score, then put all that on Chelsea winning the Cup the next day. Lucky bastard.

Yeah, I'd had changed out of my schoolgirl outfit before heading out...

Got like, the weirdest boner right now...

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Word. But I would also demand hugs too.

Now you just need to guess which one of the three I am.

Thought my desktop was fucked after I moved into my new appartment, worried I broke something in the move. Turns out the cable connecting the power switch to the motherboard had come a bit loose....

If you're anything like the rest of us, probably both.

Unless you're marrying me, you'd better hope you're not the bride.

My fucking back has been killing me for that last few days. Waking up early every morning because the painkillers wear off and there's no way for me to lie down without feeling pain in my back or...

Julius is coming?!? Holy fuck!



It's a bummer we're not sharing a big hotel suite again but your eyes are probably grateful to not see me wondering about in my underwear.

Fuck yes!

I mean.... just the logistics of it are making my head spin.

I am gonna be going. Flying in Thursday and heading off on Monday.

Thread is now sticky. As you were.

My secret santa arrived today and it is amazing:

First of all, a rather lovely letter:

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Box full of presents!
...

Alice is gonna have a whole lotta fun messing with her new baby brother.

Hi sexy.

That is some fucking pro-level shit right there sir!

Can you confirm that the sexy times alleviated your blocked sinuses? Because I've got a cold coming on and I want to see if I can convince one of my co-workers to have sex with me so I don't have to...

I'm in. I'll need some way of getting rid of the Spice Girls CD my co-workers are planning on getting me for my work place Secret Santa.

Gonna give you a scraping round your teeth to remove any build ups of plaque that can cause decay and gum disease.


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Heh heh..... yeah....

You could see the total change in France's tactics in the 2nd half and see if reap the rewards.

Meanwhile Scotland get beat by Belgium and are bottom of their group. So no World Cup in 2014 for us...

This actually happened right? I would believe it.

Pretty much since Monaco aren't a FIFA nation anymore.

I'm sorry buddy. I saw Moe and Changston post things about cuddles and got excited.