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    HEy, it's not our fault. The didn't become...

    HEy, it's not our fault. The didn't become Germany til 89 and stayed mentalled very slow until today. They vote the follow up to the Nazi party, they don't have jobs (but children of course - oh, and...
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    It's the truth though. ...

    It's the truth though.
    http://33.media.tumblr.com/9eb775fbbf25a1d797d9d43be45e395e/tumblr_moiw0spwNV1rasnq9o1_1280.jpg

    If you are looking for jobs in Germany, fuck East Germany. Totally not...
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    At least we have them. ... in West Germany.

    At least we have them.
    ... in West Germany.
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    Sticky: I never wanted to watch it on TV because of the...

    I never wanted to watch it on TV because of the german dub. I saw the "Just the tip" scene and of course the joke didn't translate at all there. So I decided "Yup, not gonna watch that one in...
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    Sadly, no, this is the one topic we can't discuss...

    Sadly, no, this is the one topic we can't discuss here for legal reasons.
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    No, but I do. Also, yeah, come on guys, back to...

    No, but I do.
    Also, yeah, come on guys, back to topic. Push that other shit like categorizing friends in Excel Tables into the bar or wherever it fits.
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    Sticky: I finally watched some Archer. I think I like...

    I finally watched some Archer. I think I like Archer.
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    To be fair: you could expect Emma Watson to be...

    To be fair: you could expect Emma Watson to be very level headed. That woman is clever as fuck.
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    What she was trying to ACHIEVE is pretty clear....

    What she was trying to ACHIEVE is pretty clear. What she was exactly talking about however is not.
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    Just start pumping water. Found it helped me...

    Just start pumping water. Found it helped me unbelievably to just pump water like a mad man when I have a cold. 4-5 litres per day.
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    Sticky: Never stick dick in crazy. Did nobody ever teach...

    Never stick dick in crazy. Did nobody ever teach you that?
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    Sticky: You could have your own subculture on tumblr....

    You could have your own subculture on tumblr. "Blacks that don't like chicken - #notyourcliche"
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    Sticky: Wouldn't you be different then for not liking...

    Wouldn't you be different then for not liking chicken and not filling in with the cliché?
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    Sticky: I was just aiming at the chicken part here,...

    I was just aiming at the chicken part here, ethnic guy.
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    Sticky: "We didn't invent the cliché, but we sure as hell...

    "We didn't invent the cliché, but we sure as hell kept it alive" ~Nihil
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    Sticky: Awwww yisss, Road Trip. We'll come back with...

    Awwww yisss, Road Trip. We'll come back with unbranded cigarettes and housemade polish vodka.
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    Sticky: Mr. Newell should spend a few hours on the...

    Mr. Newell should spend a few hours on the stairmaster.
    Also, the profile etc. is still in the old design. How fucking lazy is that? God, that's shitty. Time to invade Poland for a bit of venting.
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    Sticky: Fuck that shit. "Improving" my ass, I want my old...

    Fuck that shit. "Improving" my ass, I want my old black-grey storefront back.

    http://memecrunch.com/meme/ZDGX/grumpy-german-no/image.png
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    Sticky: Ten minutes away from my coffee. Sup, Bar? ...

    Ten minutes away from my coffee.

    Sup, Bar?

    EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO STEAM?!
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    Pretty much this. If others might notice it or...

    Pretty much this. If others might notice it or not: going to work while high is pretty much asking "Would you please fire me, sire?"
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    Sticky: You're supposed to go into ice cold water right...

    You're supposed to go into ice cold water right after coming out of a boilong hot sauna. It's good for you. Unless you have heart problems, there shouldn't be a danger.
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    Sticky: Sure is, I like it here. Especially since the...

    Sure is, I like it here. Especially since the people here paid about 20% more than the rest of my offers.
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    Sticky: I just enjoy free things. That's a rule in...

    I just enjoy free things. That's a rule in Swabia.
    That said, I went to that place on my first date with my gf. Never went to that place before. I noticed it's a sauna with nudity obligation one...
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    Sticky: Only when you don't know it and take a seat in...

    Only when you don't know it and take a seat in there.
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    Sticky: A free wank is a free wank. Thing is, we have...

    A free wank is a free wank.

    Thing is, we have this huge sauna thing here. Over a dozen different saunas, jaccuzzis and stuff like that. And one of the jacccuzzis IS a very known gay "meeting...
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