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You had me at it. We are now brothers. Enjoy your stay. Don't suck.

Also: Yay 30+ club!

Ah! I'm sure the person pictured in the avatar above is someone unique and special, unlike anything else in Japan ever.
Context is everything with this one. I give it "4 ramen flavored yawns"...

Spore is the game for would-be Gods who are still in elementary school. This would have been my most favorite game ever if I was 10.
Never the less the game is solid if only for one play through.

Welcome, meat.

As Digtastik said, "snazzy" is indeed one of the most underrated adjectives.
Then again I listen to Sinatra and think dames talk too much (33). And what's with prohibition?...

QFT
I can't stand it personally. I hate looking at him. Nice enough guy, don't get me wrong, but goddamn, that's some Kip Winger shit. (you're too young to know.)

Now get yourself a respectable...

If you watch the new HAWP you get clues which you can then use the figure out her age. Not that I did that or anything, but I did that. Sorry Rev. There were clues and I'm the Batman. You know Batmen...

Well you're the first actorly type that doesn't talk incessantly about his/her self.
Because of this I think you are a hoax-lie.
Tell us more about your gaming life and maybe I'll believe you are...

Keep it going -

Lights Up

Banj, still in a moment of ecstatic triumph, revels in the fond caresses of many, many tits, only to find in that moment of brief darkness the supple wenches had been...

Confirmed gay. Isn't this the opening for Mama Mia?

Are you in the mile-high red wings club?

Why the hell did several pictures of Banj turn up?[/quote]

Because he is a man of singular vision and depravity. Dogs have like 8 tits. That's like six more tits than a human and they're never...

Welcome Zeke. We have similar tastes. If you had a vagina I would suggest we breed that only good games are bought on this Earth. We could foster a new master race that will wipe clean the sins of...

fail

I got 'Production Manager of A Small Sign Shop' for my PSP. I never have to go to work again! :D

Neuromancer.

/end thread

If after that you are still unsatisfied: anything by Tom Robbins, Neal Stephenson, Fritz Leiber, Joseph Campbell, and of course Douglas Adams.

I would've also said...

Wow. You just brought back my entire freshman year. Sadly the only people who get off on endless Monty quotes (complete with intensely poor english diction) are FatSweaty Ren-Faire blobs.

Wait... Sorry I'm late, life has a nipple and it's brown? This is waaaaay more important than a list of arbitrary anime collections. This needs to be explored and explained in detail. Because I've...

Wanna buy a Wii?[/quote]

... No. But at least you're trying and not letting your small soul implode from boredom. There's hope. Try Craigslist.

Fuck you, your mum's an E3.[/quote]

A PAX on both your Houses! All are banish-ed!

Dude you need a 360 like my grandpa needs candy. He fuckin NEEDS it man.

You're like a single celled flatworm gazing at the infinite greatness to be gazed at but never held. You know, like how I...

Hi Randal. I am a Demi-Human. Kind of like a god who likes video games. Your love for the DreamCast has earned a seat at my right hand for Power Stone Tournaments in the Sky Tower-Heaven Spire...

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Curse you. I said never and now you make of me a lying liar.
Tell you what, you decided my next avatar if you don't like it. If my avatar could be all of of the Beautides I would present it with...

Well, I'm back and there's a lot of painful shit I'm gonna bump because my two cents are more like 16 cents and the rate of exchange says I'm totally awesome. That's just math.
If it makes you feel...

Yeah, c-blogs are shit... Buuurp. Forums are THE shit. I've now made this the most boring thread ever. I have nothing constructive or sage to add.
I just burped and sneezed at the same time. It was...