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Now I'm going to have 'Katamari on the rocks' stuck in my head again.

Fuck you, and fuck spotify for not having it! :)

LOL THOSE CARACTERS LOOK SO GAY WITH THERE LONG HAIR, AMIRITE? YOLO!

I THINK THAT'S BRAN, GAIS!

Fuckpenguin

We must start the 'Church of O'HI' so that we can combat the evil influence of those pigs Wil Wheaton and Adam Baldwin. I volunteer to be the pope.

This is war people, and only under the name of...

Isn't that a tad conservative? I say you get that tattoo on the inside of your rectal wall.

DON'T LET HER POISON YOU WITH HER SNAKY WAYS!

Felicia Day is sin. Our one and only savior was O'HI, and now he has left us.

Because he's the hero Destructoid deserves, but not the one it needs...

And why the fuck isn't this on the frontpage yet? This is really the only thing that is important in our lives right now. Videogames are irrelevant, for I know that I will NEVER be able to play one...

We will rise a majestic statue for him, made out of old ramen and solidified cum. This statue will be placed in the middle of the great Destructoid headquarters in Miami, so that we can remember O'HI...

It is fucking known.

OH FUCK! What are we going to do now.

O'HI has always been one of the main pillars of this great community, now that he's gone it will all fall.

Save yourself while you still can, people....

Two tomatoes crossed the road, when one of them got hit by a car, the other one said "Come on, Ketchup".

I finally bought myself a PS3, so I'm really excited for this.

I'm too stupid to play EVE, so it's cool to get involved in the universe this way :D

Valyrian Zteel is a gay, male pornstar, whos dick looks like the Saint's Row dildo bat covered in red and black ripples.

I thought this was about those stupid 'Mobile versions' that show up every time you try to watch porn on your phone.

Jim looks kinda like a krogan, now that I think of it.

And is that dildo valyrian steel?

Oh, fuck!

Sorry.

Isn't that just a regular Razer Naga, but in purple and without the cumstains?


Anyway, fuck off.

Probably, I'm satisfied with the dildo though.

George R.R. Martin should scrap the Winds of Winter and work on this:
http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af207/gluenoob/Gameofholmes.jpg

I think I just created the best, and the worst fanart ever concieved:
http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af207/gluenoob/Gameofholmes.jpg

Jim Sterling is the Jonathan Holmes of videogames.

Let us all marry him, and have kids.

Jonathan Holmes is the best isn't he?

Best thing about Jonathan Holmes is Jonathan Holmes... and his tight arse.