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I'll look into it. I haven't been out there in a few years, it'd be good to get the band back together and drink beers with you. I might be able to save up enough to get out there for that weekend.

I don't know. It depends on a lot of things. And Fantastic Fest is right around then and I can drink beers and watch a bunch of foreign movies at that. I saw Tim Burton bowling last year!

Not with that negative attitude! Don't be a mexi-can't.

Well that's certainly not how I remember you! Congratulations again on the change. You seem super excite about it.

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Shut up, Bloo.

...uh, where is the pic thread? It's been a while since I've been on. :(

Yay for things! Congrats and whatnots.

I want to start out with a close up of the cock, then zoom out to an establishing shot of the cock.

BAM.

Are you pepperidge farm?

Do Backflip and Morty even lift posts anymore?

So have I missed anything? Tiny Tina is racist, Jim Sterling reviews things and it's controversial, Mxy still doesn't pronounce his name right, Dexter345 is still a sexy beast?

I just found out I can get here from work!

Also, you have a boobs badge now. 0_0

Oh hai!

I want to be in the Mariachi band.

I got one of those too! It's keen.

Good to see me too. I know I've disappeared off of social media pretty much entirely, so it's nice to see myself every so often.

How you doin?

Watched Orgazmo again for the first time in forever. I'd forgotten how many lines I filched from that movie. (Jesus Christ! Where??; Dirty so-and-so; I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band). I'd also...

Yeah, man. It's the tits! Reddit and dtoid forums allowed, apparently.

Ah, no wonder I can't find the bar, you fuckers made a new one.

Hi!

Borderlands 2 is consuming my life.

Also, Torchlight when I'm done farming for legendaries.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

This is accurate. The Bane was better written and less annoying.

Oh hey, I finally figured out how to get to the forums. Thanks, fucked up dtoid home page! Sorry that my prizes didn't make the cut to be shipped out, I would've if y'all wanted them from my batcave....

I need a badge for not being an asshole after being MIA for a long time. Make it so.

360. You should know that I don't know how to master race.