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Actually it's the other way around. You're attracted to a chick's mouth that has a penis in it. A chick's mouth is the attraction because you know what is going to be put in it.

Well shit. That's nothing. I had my thick skin on and everything. See you all on the forums.

So now what?

So Mr. PappaDukes, which one is your preference?

Wife likes this stuff. Which means I like it too.
http://www.k-y.com/warming-liquid-personal-lubricant

Titties.

A cold beer or whiskey.

I did an image search on google to try and find the name of woman in a particular picture and this site popped up as one of the links. Still no name though....

Good afternoon. I hate intros but I must put something in here...

Current Occupation: Phone guy.
Former Occupation: Submarine Sonarman (forum name is a watch station while in port)

No criminal...